Going to a party tonight for a total attention whore

[ponyfitness]

She's a former client who is a bar industry girl and regularly keeps 3-4 guys on a leash. I am basically in the friends zone but I know she really thinks I'm a great guy. I'm going purely to see how many of these guys show up and what happens when they all try to take her home at the same time. Plus she has some hot bar industry girl friends (shooter girls and servers). She's moving to Egypt in a couple of weeks for almost a year. I'm not going to know anyone else there except her and from what I've seen before and what she's told me her friends are kind of bitchy and high maintenance. So what's my strategy:

A) Go laid back style, stay for a drink or two, meet a few people and see if there are any hotties obviously giving me vibes right away, leave if this isn't happening fairly quickly and cut my losses.

B) Be the crazy fun guy, buy some shots and keep everyone entertained with some good stories about her and I working out together (I was her trainer) like when she farted while doing squats.

C) Do my best to cock block every douche there trying to be the last guy to take her home and with my mad game, be the guy who actually does it while making sure I double bag it.

I'm heading to the shower now so you players had better have some good input.

 

[patsfan1379]

definately c

 

[string_bean00]

id go for option d)

get stupid drunk, blackout, and do stupid shit that you won't remember but will haunt you for years

 

[patsfan1379]

or that

 

[all the whey]

She's a former client who is a bar industry girl and regularly keeps 3-4 guys on a leash. I am basically in the friends zone but I know she really thinks I'm a great guy. I'm going purely to see how many of these guys show up and what happens when they all try to take her home at the same time. Plus she has some hot bar industry girl friends (shooter girls and servers). She's moving to Egypt in a couple of weeks for almost a year. I'm not going to know anyone else there except her and from what I've seen before and what she's told me her friends are kind of bitchy and high maintenance. So what's my strategy:

A) Go laid back style, stay for a drink or two, meet a few people and see if there are any hotties obviously giving me vibes right away, leave if this isn't happening fairly quickly and cut my losses.

B) Be the crazy fun guy, buy some shots and keep everyone entertained with some good stories about her and I working out together (I was her trainer) like when she farted while doing squats.

C) Do my best to cock block every douche there trying to be the last guy to take her home and with my mad game, be the guy who actually does it while making sure I double bag it.

I'm heading to the shower now so you players had better have some good input.

Nothing. You are in the friend zone, so you are fucked.

She knows you want to fuck her. But, she is just using you for the attention.

You have 2 options.

If you have game, then go and hit on her friends. This will make her jealous. She doesn't want you with them, because she wants your attention.

But, I suggest you give up and start fucking average looking girls like lestat.

 

[ponyfitness]

I never give her the attention even though she fishes for it all the time, I'm smarter than that. However, due to the trainer/client relationship I know a lot fo very personal things about her. She's basically one of these girls who uses her looks and killer body to cover up all her insecurities.

I know she has one friend I've met before who is cute but totally insecure about her body as well. That's the target I have in mind for tonight. And of course, it will drive her crazy that I'm probably going to be the only guy there not paying total attention to her. Who cares, she's leaving anyway.

I'd normally do D but I have to work at 7am tomorrow. We'll see how the night goes. Leaving now.

 

[ceo]

But, I suggest you give up and start fucking average looking girls like lestat.

LMFAO!


Seriously though...go. Don't give her the time of day. Be just short of aloof. Don't buy anyone drinks. Let them come to you and buy you drinks. Then bang one or two of her hot friends.

 

[PICK3]

HH didn't invite me.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

same formula as usual. go there, talk to everyone like youre the shit, mention the 2 girls waiting for you at some club you cant be fucked going to, isolate your target, go caveman and bang her on the spot

theyre only high maintainence if you actually maintain them. fuckit.

 

[wootoom]

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