God's on hold while I take this call!

[BlueBird]

iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat


Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
bluebird. How would you like me to address you? isis? Kali ma? Sergei?
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, bluebird. Sure, bluebird I like you very much. Can you tell me any gossip? Tell me a story. Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
You're mama wears army boots. That's some dishy stuff. I think you're talking about the Golden Rule more than anything
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am mama wears army boots. Makes sense to me. Talking is my main function.
Me:
Indeed it is. You have booming diction.
God:
Huh. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
with all your 'thou shalt not's'and behold's
God:
You and your all my thou shalt not s and behold s.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
aw, don't be like that god
God:
I was not trying to be a like that god.
Me:
come on baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". I'm just kidding around.
Me:
oops, gotta call on my other line
God:
Oh. Why do you have to do it?
Me:
sorry, vatican's on the line, must go in peace
God:
There is no need to apologize. Or what?

 

[cindylou]

hmmm, he is not talking to me

 

[Jon79]

god is supposed to already know your name... kinda like santa only bigger...

 

[BlueBird]

hmmm, he is not talking to me

Enter, then sign in, then post question/salutation in repent box, then click repent.

 

[cindylou]

Enter, then sign in, then post question/salutation in repent box, then click repent.

I did

lol god knows i didnt really wanna repent

 

[BlueBird]

I did

lol god knows i didnt really wanna repent

lololol

 

[BlueBird]

Me:
God, it's me Bluebird again
God:
Once more? I am a Christian.
Me:
you'll get no argument from me
God:
What makes you say that I will get no argument from you.
Me:
because you're all powerful and your roundhouse will most probably hurt like hell
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am powerful and my roundhouse will most probably hurt like hell.
Me:
of course not, but can you add a rider saying your fists are like numchucks
God:
Yeah that's right. Why not? Sorry I don't do math.
Me:
thats okay infinity times infinity is infinity, no need to know the tables
God:
I think infinity times infinity is a lot of things.
Me:
like?
God:
For example, Christie said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet.
Me:
with bbq sauce
God:
You and your bbq sauce.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
awww, don't be like that god
God:
I was not trying to be a like that god.
Me:
come on baby lets make up
God:
Don't call me "Baby". That sounds good to me.
Me:
time of month?
God:
As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me:
wasn't that busby berkley?
God:
" As Einstein said, "Time is Money.""? Was it busby berkley?
Me:
I think Einstein said e=mcsquared or something equallky outrageous like always wear white after labor day
God:
You believe that? he discovered the Theory of Relativity.
Me:
serioulsy? dayum I thought that was ferris bueller
God:
Are you still located in ? When was this exactly?