buy a ring brother. Propose to your baby momma! Jesus wants you to. It's just the right thing to do. Think of the kid too. How much better will it be for glad jr. to grow up with mommy and daddy together? Make an honest woman out of her bro.
But we've been emphasizing the fatherhood aspect of this deal.
We need to explain the marriage part too. That involves her gaining 25 lbs, her mother being in your face 24/7, zero sex and a few oddly-placed towels throughout the trailer that you're not supposed to use (they're for decoration).