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shhhhhh I'm fishing for Karma.....
give monkey a verbal spanking and get a 650,000+ k hit
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b0und
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I am always late for the good threads. 
Pudz is so fat that every time he jerks off he takes 30 minutes locating his wiener under endless layers of fat. Then when he is done he usually breaks his chair or whatever he is sitting on because he wouldn't be able to lift himself out of it anyway. Pudz couldn't get laid in a whore house with 100 dollar bills falling out of his pocket. Last time he went to Bangkok the ladyboys told him "We no have sex with big hairy animal, we have standards too! NO SALE!"
b0und (better late than never)
Pudz is so fat that every time he jerks off he takes 30 minutes locating his wiener under endless layers of fat. Then when he is done he usually breaks his chair or whatever he is sitting on because he wouldn't be able to lift himself out of it anyway. Pudz couldn't get laid in a whore house with 100 dollar bills falling out of his pocket. Last time he went to Bangkok the ladyboys told him "We no have sex with big hairy animal, we have standards too! NO SALE!"
b0und (better late than never)
chris302001
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Please refer to the following post http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/c...e-clolololol-thestory-736643.html#post9949629
PICK3
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ololololstr8! @ "her"
He used ketchup for lube in his Fleshlight so he could earn his red wings.
