Getting old....tell signs...

[rykertest]

1) I hike up my jeans when I sit down somewhere.

2) I let out a little groan when I sit down somewhere.

3) I'm always looking to sit down somewhere.

4) I heard some kids in starbucks recently talking about a VH1 special on the 50 greatest comedy movies and they were dumbfounded that "some old totally stupid movie was like elected like number 9...something called like animal house".

Thats when I knew I was old and they were saying how great american pie was. PLEASE. American pie sucked compared to animal house, it's no contest.

5)I've had gray sideburns since age 21, it's distinguished.

6) I find myself listening to more Scorpions and WInger

7) I am going to bed at 9 and getting up at 4.

8) I have a career.

9) I'm not bitter.

 

[theoak01]

what happens when your 22 and ache to the amount you figure a 60 year old man would every day, and it hurts to bend your knees sometimes?

weird how it doesnt bother me while training just out of the blue bam they hurt

 

[Nobledude]

what happens when your 22 and ache to the amount you figure a 60 year old man would every day, and it hurts to bend your knees sometimes?

weird how it doesnt bother me while training just out of the blue bam they hurt

wait to see when you are 40...

 

[Mr. dB]

Wanna see what is mr.DB take on that...he must be over 50...

A few months past my 50th birthday anyway...

Joints are okay so far. My eyes went south at 43, went straight from no correction to bifocals. I need a new prescription again.

I'm on medications for blood pressure and cholesterol.

Earlier this month my back went out on me. I haven't had back problems before, any strains down there were gone in a day. This one's been with me since Dec 7. The doctor and a sports therapist have helped a lot, but it's still not back to normal. I just hope it's not a recurring problem now.

And I keep getting fatter. I've started growing hair on my back that wasn't there before. I thought my cock was getting shorter but it's just the pubic fat pad. The third leg is still working normally, so far.

At least I'm not bald, I've still got all my hair. It's turning gray on my chin and getting some salt 'n pepper upstairs.

 

[Mr. dB]

you forgot about feet, they keep on too.

I think you may be right. I just had to buy some 11 1/2 shoes, I was always a 10 1/2 or 11.

 

[Nobledude]

indeed the body extremities are getting bigger, however we are shrinking as far as height goes....

 

[jimi3times]

All that gravity and shit piling up on our shoulders,no?

 

[Island Son]

I think you may be right. I just had to buy some 11 1/2 shoes, I was always a 10 1/2 or 11.

Same here, I thought squatting had dropped my arches even more. I've jumped from 10 1/2 to 12.

 

[Nobledude]

Same here, I thought squatting had dropped my arches even more. I've jumped from 10 1/2 to 12.

damn dudes....you must be old....how old of a dude are you?

 

[jimi3times]

The hole in the ozone is causing more shit to pile up on all of us. Its damn heavy and we are shrinking.