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dirty~d~

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My special friend with benefits has decided that since I'm in my bulking stage that I am to have NO SEX until I've completed my first goal. Sex = cardio = burned calories. WHAT THE HELL!!!??? So he wants to play THAT game, eh? No sex for me? No hand jobs for him! :evil: :chomp:
 
dirty~d~ said:
My special friend with benefits has decided that since I'm in my bulking stage that I am to have NO SEX until I've completed my first goal. Sex = cardio = burned calories. WHAT THE HELL!!!??? So he wants to play THAT game, eh? No sex for me? No hand jobs for him! :evil: :chomp:
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I'm pretty sure he's gay. No sex? WTF?
 
PuddleMonkey said:
You make him sound retarded, "special friend".
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He's cutting me off... you expect me to be NICE about it???
 
I'm still curious to how many cals you can burn during sex.

And maybe he is moving you into the 'friends zone'.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
ooohhhhhhhh, women HATE that!

they want to be the ones to make that call.
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Yeah pull a reversie, makes them want you more.
 
dirty~d~ said:
My special friend with benefits has decided that since I'm in my bulking stage that I am to have NO SEX until I've completed my first goal. Sex = cardio = burned calories. WHAT THE HELL!!!??? So he wants to play THAT game, eh? No sex for me? No hand jobs for him! :evil: :chomp:
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I'll meet you out behind the stadium during the 3rd period break
 
SaladFork said:
I'm still curious to how many cals you can burn during sex.

And maybe he is moving you into the 'friends zone'.
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OMFG. It makes total sense. The guy is fucking brilliant for this mind fuck.
 
dirty~d~ said:
My special friend with benefits has decided that since I'm in my bulking stage that I am to have NO SEX until I've completed my first goal. Sex = cardio = burned calories. WHAT THE HELL!!!??? So he wants to play THAT game, eh? No sex for me? No hand jobs for him! :evil: :chomp:
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Translation: He's gay and this is a convenient point to switch to the sausage.

Just ask Pick3, he'll know for sure.
 
actually less is more
my wife was 9.5 and I got bored fucking her
so i'd go 2 weeks without and then whore her for a day
 
Maybe this will help, this is a top 10 list of every single reason why a heterosexual male will turn down sex without commitment:

10.
9.
8.
7.
6.
5.
4.
3.
2.
1.
 
most of you people don't know what you're talking about
I've had about 80 girlfriends
girlfriend being a minimum 4 week romance
 
any static I get i've been through before
2-3 times
minimum

I know my date in 30 seconds
 
personally I don't do that
when it's the last time it's the last time

I've never refucked a girl I cut bait on
 
Spartacus said:
personally I don't do that
when it's the last time it's the last time

I've never refucked a girl I cut bait on
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You don't recycle? Those can be great. Near zero effort.
 
dirty~d~ said:
My special friend with benefits has decided that since I'm in my bulking stage that I am to have NO SEX until I've completed my first goal. Sex = cardio = burned calories. WHAT THE HELL!!!??? So he wants to play THAT game, eh? No sex for me? No hand jobs for him! :evil: :chomp:
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LOL at bulking.
do you compete?
 
i'm pretty sure you won't burn any calories by laying there like a corpse letting him do all the work.... then again he might just leave you for a corpse
 
mrplunkey said:
You don't recycle? Those can be great. Near zero effort.
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it's the emotional attachment you rekindle when post coitus I'm more interested in the score of the Braves game
 
velvett said:
I expect you will forget his name
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BINGO chica. LOL! Cut me off? Ok, buh bye now. :evil:



Heavy - no I don't compete, yet. Why does that matter if I want to gain weight though?
 
Spartacus said:
I broke one heart twice
never again
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Honey, my heart is not what I'm worried about entertaining. Now grab your smokes and get driving! :evil:
 
dirty~d~ said:
BINGO chica. LOL! Cut me off? Ok, buh bye now. :evil:



Heavy - no I don't compete, yet. Why does that matter if I want to gain weight though?
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Gain a few pounds = no big deal.
"Bulking" = excuse to eat everything in site :mix:
 
heavy_duty said:
Gain a few pounds = no big deal.
"Bulking" = excuse to eat everything in site :mix:
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Are you trying to call me a fat ass?
 
Spartacus said:
I broke one heart twice
never again
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I remember dating a guy who was . . um . . . "built" like you, I was in withdrawl for months after the breakup.

Come to think of it, Dirty, find a replacement ASAP, preferably one with a huge . . :heart:
 
Spartacus said:
it's the emotional attachment you rekindle when post coitus I'm more interested in the score of the Braves game
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I can't do it
it's tough enough having them cry that once
oh fuck that's tough

I beat off
there's so much quality porn out there now I can dry spell
 
jerseyrugger76 said:
I remember dating a guy who was . . um . . . "built" like you, I was in withdrawl for months after the breakup.

Come to think of it, Dirty, find a replacement ASAP, preferably one with a huge . . :heart:
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Not a bad idea. I might even send him video of me and the new guy. LOL!
 
dirty~d~ said:
Honey, my heart is not what I'm worried about entertaining. Now grab your smokes and get driving! :evil:
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I entered the thread with trivializing comments
I'm hijacking it and we're discussing the nuances of non-relationship sex
be it strange or x
or side item from the get go
 
jerseyrugger76 said:
I remember dating a guy who was . . um . . . "built" like you, I was in withdrawl for months after the breakup.

Come to think of it, Dirty, find a replacement ASAP, preferably one with a huge . . :heart:
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WTF? you date guys?!!!
 
this thread is all over the place, my brain is bleeding.

but OT you should go with what jerseyrugger76 says :P
 
mrplunkey said:
You don't recycle? Those can be great. Near zero effort.
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that's because they don't love you
when a woman loves you she will not go back and fuck you for thrill
 
I can see how everybody thinks
if you think i'm blowing smoke up an ass
I'll be in Texas for around 80 hours

people are so full of shit
ah well
whatever makes them happy
 
I notice it's in my psych
the idea that persons are things
me too
no one here get's out alive
face that
 
I attach more feeling,heartache and suffering to the death of an animal
than a human
we know
 
fvck
I'm drinking
I forewarned the hosts
stay tuned
you want reality?
 
Spartacus said:
I entered the thread with trivializing comments
I'm hijacking it and we're discussing the nuances of non-relationship sex
be it strange or x
or side item from the get go
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here for example I thought I patterned my well...thoughts well
you ass cracks
she's whining about her dildo boy not appearing
 
Spartacus said:
I attach more feeling,heartache and suffering to the death of an animal
than a human
we know
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I'm the same way. Couple weeks ago I found a baby robin. He left the nest a little early, in people terms he was probably a teen. He could fly but only about 2-3 feet in the air before he comes tumbling down. Only reason I even discovered him is because momma robin freaked out when I got in his vicinity. I live on a little over an acre of property. I avoided mowing the lawn on the side of the house where he was so he could have some cover from predators. For two days I checked on him before leaving for work, he seemed content nestled in the tall grass, I'm sure momma was feeding him during the day. On day three I didn't see him in the grass, I had happy thoughts of him learning to fly and leaving to be with his brothers and sisters. When I came home from work that night I noticed something in my driveway, it looked like a flattened beer can. But it was him, the baby robin. He must have found shelter next to my tire, and I didn't see him when I left for work. I was crushed, I skipped my workout that day. Didn't really eat much that night either. It hurt knowing he died, it hurt worse knowing I was the cause.
 
i like to think of myself as an artist. painting a mural on a brick wall that never ends. it just keeps passing alone with time and im there w the brush in my hand and the wind feathering my hair ahhh. life can be great, a fresh breath of air is all you need sometimes.
 
PuddleMonkey said:
I'm the same way. Couple weeks ago I found a baby robin. He left the nest a little early, in people terms he was probably a teen. He could fly but only about 2-3 feet in the air before he comes tumbling down. Only reason I even discovered him is because momma robin freaked out when I got in his vicinity. I live on a little over an acre of property. I avoided mowing the lawn on the side of the house where he was so he could have some cover from predators. For two days I checked on him before leaving for work, he seemed content nestled in the tall grass, I'm sure momma was feeding him during the day. On day three I didn't see him in the grass, I had happy thoughts of him learning to fly and leaving to be with his brothers and sisters. When I came home from work that night I noticed something in my driveway, it looked like a flattened beer can. But it was him, the baby robin. He must have found shelter next to my tire, and I didn't see him when I left for work. I was crushed, I skipped my workout that day. Didn't really eat much that night either. It hurt knowing he died, it hurt worse knowing I was the cause.
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there's onbody here
I cant eve typr write
I tried and will continue
there are conservative oriented people that care about the country
hell otherwise
don't theyknow?
 
Spartacus said:
there's onbody here
I cant eve typr write
I tried and will continue
there are conservative oriented people that care about the country
hell otherwise
don't theyknow?
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thye didn't ask m to do this
fvcuk
 
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