GAWD I'm so HAWT

[heatherrae]

So, i'm in line with the rest of the late x-mas shoppers at k-mart, buying about two dozen gift cards when devin starts wheezing a little. Uh oh -- he has a major traffic jammer booger. Like any good mommy without a diaper bag handy, I start fishing that thing out of his nose with my pinky. So, I glance to the side and in the next line over is a BEAUTIFUL guy -- all muscular, tall and dark. Well, right at that moment, Devin lets out like a 30 second wet sounding fart. The guy looks at me and says, "Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you." There was no point in me even protesting that it wasn't me. So, I wiped Devin's booger on my shirt sleeve and paid no more attention.

Gawd, I'm hawt these days.

 

[Megalomaniac]

so you farted in front of a guy you thought was good looking? Just a little advice for you is that you not want to take that approach if you ever want to hook up again, baby and all.

 

[blueta2]

lol...funny. I'm sure he knew it was Devin is let it rip
But I feel you with not feeling so hawt.

 

[stilleto]

lol@ you blaming your fart on the baby.

 

[redguru]

Normally I blame the farts on the dog.

 

[Tytan]

He`s a rootin`, tootin` little booger huh?

 

[heatherrae]

LOL...I have him at the office today. Yeah, I'm getting plenty done.

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL Ain't motherhood glam?!?

 

[swole]

i have a raging hard-on right now

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

So, i'm in line with the rest of the late x-mas shoppers at k-mart, buying about two dozen gift cards when devin starts wheezing a little. Uh oh -- he has a major traffic jammer booger. Like any good mommy without a diaper bag handy, I start fishing that thing out of his nose with my pinky. So, I glance to the side and in the next line over is a BEAUTIFUL guy -- all muscular, tall and dark. Well, right at that moment, Devin lets out like a 30 second wet sounding fart. The guy looks at me and says, "Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you." There was no point in me even protesting that it wasn't me. So, I wiped Devin's booger on my shirt sleeve and paid no more attention.

Gawd, I'm hawt these days.

He was hitting on you!!!! it was an opener!!!! had you siad something cute back you would have had a cock in your hand that night.

 

[biteme]

Feel good. I am surrounded by crazy women. I think I hear my neighbor screaming my name from a 1/4 mile away. Probably flashbacks.

 

[biteme]

i have a raging hard-on right now

You should be 3.5" deep into some pussy then.

 

[heavy_duty]

Right on man, I pulled a booger from the 3 YO last week after she let loose a major sneeze-
women are so smart to always have tissue handy-fug I never do

 

[swole]

You should be 3.5" deep into some pussy then.

that was good.

did you have leftovers from your free turkey? or are you planning on frying spam for christmas?

 

[biteme]

A guy I was talking to in the gym yesterday had a big ass booger hanging out of his nose... I always dread that and therefore I carry a pocket mirror to occasionally do a booger check.

 

[txbondsman]

lol@ you blaming your fart on the baby.

yep! LMAO...

 

[biteme]

that was good.

did you have leftovers from your free turkey? or are you planning on frying spam for christmas?

I got a free turkey from work and it's in the oven now... I prefer fried bologna..reminds me of my youth.

 

[heatherrae]

I got a free turkey from work and it's in the oven now... I prefer fried bologna..reminds me of my youth.

LOL...we used to get those big logs of unsliced bologna. We would slice em, fry em and put them on white bread with mustard.

 

[heatherrae]

He was hitting on you!!!! it was an opener!!!! had you siad something cute back you would have had a cock in your hand that night.

In my HAND? Sounds like all work on my part. No thanks...lol.

 

[needtogetarmy]

Right on man, I pulled a booger from the 3 YO last week after she let loose a major sneeze-
women are so smart to always have tissue handy-fug I never do

Once I ate one of my wifes boogers. She nearly died lol

 

[heatherrae]

Once I ate one of my wifes boogers. She nearly died lol

 

[bw1]

So, i'm in line with the rest of the late x-mas shoppers at k-mart, buying about two dozen gift cards when devin starts wheezing a little. Uh oh -- he has a major traffic jammer booger. Like any good mommy without a diaper bag handy, I start fishing that thing out of his nose with my pinky. So, I glance to the side and in the next line over is a BEAUTIFUL guy -- all muscular, tall and dark. Well, right at that moment, Devin lets out like a 30 second wet sounding fart. The guy looks at me and says, "Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you." There was no point in me even protesting that it wasn't me. So, I wiped Devin's booger on my shirt sleeve and paid no more attention.

Gawd, I'm hawt these days.

Maybe he thought it was a pussy fart

 

[txbondsman]

I got a free turkey from work and it's in the oven now... I prefer fried bologna..reminds me of my youth.

Love fried bologna, and Spam is still one of my favorites too. I also have been known to consume large quanitiies of potted meat w/ Fritos and viena sausages w/ crackers...
If it's froma pig, I like it, except pig ears, don't care for those....

 

[gotmilk]

Big deal. I fish my boogers out with my pinky atleast five times a day.

 

[gotmilk]

Devin running cockblock....he's learning fast

 

[digimon7068]

one of the reasons that i had kids was so i could fart in public and blame it on them. . .

 

[Cal_21]

Maybe he thought it was a pussy fart

ololol

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

In my HAND? Sounds like all work on my part. No thanks...lol.

LMAO or your mouth where ever.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

In my HAND? Sounds like all work on my part. No thanks...lol.

Is that you in the AVI?

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

I once had a girl tell me to give her all 9 inches and hurt her so I stuck it in 3 times and kicked her.

 

[jack sparrow]

Keep it in your pants n00b.

 

[txbondsman]

Keep it in your pants n00b.

Knock It Off!!

 

[jack sparrow]

Knock It Off!!

Digs gave me mah name back for Christmas.

 

[txbondsman]

Digs gave me mah name back for Christmas.

LMAO!!! What a fine fellow he is.....

 

[gotmilk]

I had lobster for dinner and I had one of those 30 second long wet farts.

 

[Lestat]

got any new pics for Christmas?

 

[Lestat]

did it smell?

 

[Cutiebaby]

one of the reasons that i had kids was so i could fart in public and blame it on them. . .

Lmao