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Gall Stone clease anyone?

TheOak84

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Gall Stone Cleanse

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YOU WILL NEED:
One pint of virgin olive oil.
One half-pint of freshly squeezed lemon juice.
Peppermint oil (from your health food store)
Pineapple or V8 juice (note: Biotta vegetable juice from Health food store is likely better than V8)
Measuring cup or tablespoon size measuring spoon
Pitcher of water
Paint stirring stick
Jar with screw-on lid
Index cards
Net to drape under the toilet seat, to catch your stones

Place the net under you toilet seat so it will be ready when you need it. Lift the seat and place the net across the porcelain stool, then replace the seat so it will hold the net in place. Place the pitcher of water and the paint stirring stick next to the toilet ready for when you need them. Also have handy the screw-on lid for storing your gall stones and the index card.

If you should experience extreme nausea or vomiting, try chasing it with a small amount of V8 juice or pineapple juice. Or you might try adding a few drops of peppermint oil to the olive oil. Use one of these mixtures for a couple of doses and then go back to the olive oil and lemon juice without adding anything.

THE PROCEDURE

12 Noon
Stop eating all solid food

6.30 pm
Stop drinking all fluids

7.00 pm
Using a measuring device, pour � cup (four tablespoonfuls) of olive oil and drink it.

Follow immediately with one or two tablespoonfuls of lemon juice.

Lie down and relax. etc etc...


Would this really work? Ive been having Gall bladder pains after eating usually. Id like to cleanse my shit! Anyone?
 
im got gonna fish through my shit, im just going to assume it works. haha..


Im gona try it tonite, then just like it says, a colon cleanse. From the Dr, of course.
 
Doode.......do yourself a favor....stop and ponder for a minute. Gall stones are painful because they cant fit through the common bile duct. I'm guessing that you think that drinking this shit cocktail is going to lube up them stones and let them pass right? Sure.... in order for that to work, that shit cocktail would have to somehow find its way DIRECTLY into your liver (which would be impossible), avoid hepatic processing and metabolism (which would also be impossible), slide down the main hepatic duct into the gall bladder (still impossible), and then flush the contents of the gall bladder into the duodenum (yep...you guessed it, it's not gonna happen).

Perhaps you've been hangin out with Blueta too much.....

That said, the only intervention for true Choleycystitis and Cholelithiasis is surgery.

That'll be 75 dollars, you can pay my receptionist on the way out.
 
Doode.......do yourself a favor....stop and ponder for a minute. Gall stones are painful because they cant fit through the common bile duct. I'm guessing that you think that drinking this shit cocktail is going to lube up them stones and let them pass right? Sure.... in order for that to work, that shit cocktail would have to somehow find its way DIRECTLY into your liver (which would be impossible), avoid hepatic processing and metabolism (which would also be impossible), slide down the main hepatic duct into the gall bladder (still impossible), and then flush the contents of the gall bladder into the duodenum (yep...you guessed it, it's not gonna happen).

Perhaps you've been hangin out with Blueta too much.....

That said, the only intervention for true Choleycystitis and Cholelithiasis is surgery.

That'll be 75 dollars, you can pay my receptionist on the way out.

$75 copay? you aren't a damn specialist!
 
Doode.......do yourself a favor....stop and ponder for a minute. Gall stones are painful because they cant fit through the common bile duct. I'm guessing that you think that drinking this shit cocktail is going to lube up them stones and let them pass right? Sure.... in order for that to work, that shit cocktail would have to somehow find its way DIRECTLY into your liver (which would be impossible), avoid hepatic processing and metabolism (which would also be impossible), slide down the main hepatic duct into the gall bladder (still impossible), and then flush the contents of the gall bladder into the duodenum (yep...you guessed it, it's not gonna happen).

Perhaps you've been hangin out with Blueta too much.....

That said, the only intervention for true Choleycystitis and Cholelithiasis is surgery.

That'll be 75 dollars, you can pay my receptionist on the way out.

Hi , I'm the receptionist (I prefer the title Office Manager) and $60 of the $75 is my cut. Pay up.
 
Word on the PM circuit is that if you get your fudge pounded hard enough it often dislodges the stones.

However, I can't confirm this methodology from personal experience.

just sayin'
 
Doode.......do yourself a favor....stop and ponder for a minute. Gall stones are painful because they cant fit through the common bile duct. I'm guessing that you think that drinking this shit cocktail is going to lube up them stones and let them pass right? Sure.... in order for that to work, that shit cocktail would have to somehow find its way DIRECTLY into your liver (which would be impossible), avoid hepatic processing and metabolism (which would also be impossible), slide down the main hepatic duct into the gall bladder (still impossible), and then flush the contents of the gall bladder into the duodenum (yep...you guessed it, it's not gonna happen).

Perhaps you've been hangin out with Blueta too much.....

That said, the only intervention for true Choleycystitis and Cholelithiasis is surgery.

That'll be 75 dollars, you can pay my receptionist on the way out.
let's not cloud the issue with facts now!?!
 
Doode.......do yourself a favor....stop and ponder for a minute. Gall stones are painful because they cant fit through the common bile duct. I'm guessing that you think that drinking this shit cocktail is going to lube up them stones and let them pass right? Sure.... in order for that to work, that shit cocktail would have to somehow find its way DIRECTLY into your liver (which would be impossible), avoid hepatic processing and metabolism (which would also be impossible), slide down the main hepatic duct into the gall bladder (still impossible), and then flush the contents of the gall bladder into the duodenum (yep...you guessed it, it's not gonna happen).

Perhaps you've been hangin out with Blueta too much.....

That said, the only intervention for true Choleycystitis and Cholelithiasis is surgery.

That'll be 75 dollars, you can pay my receptionist on the way out.

I was wondering which hole he was expecting the stones to come out of, and how they were supposed to get there...
 
It amazes me the money people spend on these "remedies" that are not supported by evidence and rarely work.

On another note, if we can blast kidney stones, I'm surprised nobody has found a way to use lithotripsy for gallstones.
 
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