Funny story from the gym today.

[ArnoldSchwarzenegger]

I just wanted to relate a funny story that occurred to me today while I was working at the gym today. I work as a personal trainer and I have many clients during this time of year. Many of those who have only now started to workout. Many of these are women who are mothers of many children. They lost their figure many years ago only to go looking for it now. Haha. I would never laugh with them, ok?

One client today was fat lady. She was very happy with her body. She tells me those rolls are curves! I wanted to laugh so hard I almost past wind. She has signed with me for 3 months but I know it will take much longer to get her goals. She wants quick fix. I see her on treadmill, sweating like a pig. Her shirt gets wet and slides into the rolls of her fat. She looks like sausage. I tell her not to spend entire hour on treadmill. She does not want to lift weights.

So the funny part, right? After she gets off the treadmill she walks with me to locker rooms. When she leaves me she slaps my butt. Very hard and very loud. I quickly became very embarrassed and red in the face I am sure. She said something too, but I was scared that I didn’t not hear all of it. But she called me sexy and to this my skin crawled like a snake. I have since taken 2 showers.

 

[RADAR]

LOL!!! Come on you know you want it!


RADAR

 

[sigweed]

She looks like sausage.

now its getting good...

 

[Maverick]

Does that make you feel good that you can make fun of a big women...... i hate guys like you that think your hot shit because your a personal trainer. Maybe if you had kids and had to raise them your body would not be so hot either. (i bet your body is not even good yourself, post some pics and let these guys critique you) how old are you ? post a pic of your girlfriend (if you even have one) i bet she is fatter ot just a fat as the one you trained today. instead of giving the woman credit for trying to get in shape you insult her on these boards hoping that you will make people laugh and fit in here because you make a few wise cracks ? (she is giving you money also putting food on your table dickwad, without people like her you would starve)

get a life and worry about yourself mr arnold (nice name by the way) you should be happy anybody slapped you on the ass.
sorry if i sound like a dick but, im so sick of these assholes that have to boost thier own ego bashing on mothers of children or skinny guys that maybe don't have good genetics or maybe some women that actually do have some health condition that makes them put on pounds!!!

post something productive you stonzo

 

[i be kiz]

I have since taken 2 showers.

Rofl!!! go get her you ladykiller you lol

 

[WalkingBeast]

Does that make you feel good that you can make fun of a big women...... i hate guys like you that think your hot shit because your a personal trainer. Maybe if you had kids and had to raise them your body would not be so hot either. (i bet your body is not even good yourself, post some pics and let these guys critique you) how old are you ? post a pic of your girlfriend (if you even have one) i bet she is fatter ot just a fat as the one you trained today. instead of giving the woman credit for trying to get in shape you insult her on these boards hoping that you will make people laugh and fit in here because you make a few wise cracks ? (she is giving you money also putting food on your table dickwad, without people like her you would starve)

get a life and worry about yourself mr arnold (nice name by the way) you should be happy anybody slapped you on the ass.
sorry if i sound like a dick but, im so sick of these assholes that have to boost thier own ego bashing on mothers of children or skinny guys that maybe don't have good genetics or maybe some women that actually do have some health condition that makes them put on pounds!!!

post something productive you stonzo

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[KillahBee]

I have since taken 2 showers.

This happened about 2 weeks ago, right?

 

[HumanShell]

(i bet your body is not even good yourself, post some pics and let these guys critique you)

You know the rules....you call someone on pic shots, you gotta post first.

 

[hardrock]

Does that make you feel good that you can make fun of a big women...... i hate guys like you that think your hot shit because your a personal trainer. Maybe if you had kids and had to raise them your body would not be so hot either. (i bet your body is not even good yourself, post some pics and let these guys critique you) how old are you ? post a pic of your girlfriend (if you even have one) i bet she is fatter ot just a fat as the one you trained today. instead of giving the woman credit for trying to get in shape you insult her on these boards hoping that you will make people laugh and fit in here because you make a few wise cracks ? (she is giving you money also putting food on your table dickwad, without people like her you would starve)

get a life and worry about yourself mr arnold (nice name by the way) you should be happy anybody slapped you on the ass.
sorry if i sound like a dick but, im so sick of these assholes that have to boost thier own ego bashing on mothers of children or skinny guys that maybe don't have good genetics or maybe some women that actually do have some health condition that makes them put on pounds!!!

post something productive you stonzo

Hey fatty arbuckle. Post up or shut up. Just because you had kids doesn't give you an excuse to get obese. I know many women who have had kids and they simply get off the couch after birth. Eat sensibly and get SOME excercise other than lifting snackwells to your face.

 

[pitbullstl]

Does that make you feel good that you can make fun of a big women...... i hate guys like you that think your hot shit because your a personal trainer. Maybe if you had kids and had to raise them your body would not be so hot either. (i bet your body is not even good yourself, post some pics and let these guys critique you) how old are you ? post a pic of your girlfriend (if you even have one) i bet she is fatter ot just a fat as the one you trained today. instead of giving the woman credit for trying to get in shape you insult her on these boards hoping that you will make people laugh and fit in here because you make a few wise cracks ? (she is giving you money also putting food on your table dickwad, without people like her you would starve)

get a life and worry about yourself mr arnold (nice name by the way) you should be happy anybody slapped you on the ass.
sorry if i sound like a dick but, im so sick of these assholes that have to boost thier own ego bashing on mothers of children or skinny guys that maybe don't have good genetics or maybe some women that actually do have some health condition that makes them put on pounds!!!

post something productive you stonzo

Sensitive much ??????

Relax dude.......he's not bashing her to her face.......

Having kids is no excuse to get out of shape, while a medical condition is...there is no mention of that.......

Either way......take a valium.....and calm down.......

By the way where are your pics.......

If you are gonna call someone out.....be prepared to walk the walk.........

 

[ChefWide]

now would be a good time for Mr. Mikey Panicpants to take some Chillheavily Ethanate.

 

[Lumberg]

Oh man I dunno what's funnier the original post or the responses!

 

[-SD-]

Best new member ever.

 

[argent]

I don't think it was very funny. I wasn't offended or anything. It wasn't funny though.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I don't think it was very funny. I wasn't offended or anything. It wasn't funny though.

It demonstrated a certain mentality that some find offensive.

I wonder how many people find true balance in their lives.

 

[Apöllo]

Does that make you feel good that you can make fun of a big women...... i hate guys like you that think your hot shit because your a personal trainer. Maybe if you had kids and had to raise them your body would not be so hot either. (i bet your body is not even good yourself, post some pics and let these guys critique you) how old are you ? post a pic of your girlfriend (if you even have one) i bet she is fatter ot just a fat as the one you trained today. instead of giving the woman credit for trying to get in shape you insult her on these boards hoping that you will make people laugh and fit in here because you make a few wise cracks ? (she is giving you money also putting food on your table dickwad, without people like her you would starve)

get a life and worry about yourself mr arnold (nice name by the way) you should be happy anybody slapped you on the ass.
sorry if i sound like a dick but, im so sick of these assholes that have to boost thier own ego bashing on mothers of children or skinny guys that maybe don't have good genetics or maybe some women that actually do have some health condition that makes them put on pounds!!!

post something productive you stonzo

If that made you MAD, then this will make you MURDEROUS!

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=117197&highlight=fat+chronicles

 

[chewyxrage]

Does that make you feel good that you can make fun of a big women...... i hate guys like you that think your hot shit because your a personal trainer. Maybe if you had kids and had to raise them your body would not be so hot either. (i bet your body is not even good yourself, post some pics and let these guys critique you) how old are you ? post a pic of your girlfriend (if you even have one) i bet she is fatter ot just a fat as the one you trained today. instead of giving the woman credit for trying to get in shape you insult her on these boards hoping that you will make people laugh and fit in here because you make a few wise cracks ? (she is giving you money also putting food on your table dickwad, without people like her you would starve)

get a life and worry about yourself mr arnold (nice name by the way) you should be happy anybody slapped you on the ass.
sorry if i sound like a dick but, im so sick of these assholes that have to boost thier own ego bashing on mothers of children or skinny guys that maybe don't have good genetics or maybe some women that actually do have some health condition that makes them put on pounds!!!

post something productive you stonzo

hahaha














tool.

 

[chewyxrage]

Best new member ever.

yes i foresee much amusement

 

[ArnoldSchwarzenegger]

Mikeyboy604: I am sorry if I hurt you regarding this topic. I am a personal trainer so I can help people make their goals. I have many longer clients that have trained with me for long times. She was not show the same want like my other clients. She did not need to spank me on my butt. That what was my story was about. I could feel the butt fat shake with the spank she gave to me.

I only communicated facts: She was fat and her shirt was wet and made her look like a sausage. I did not say that her crotch area was also wet. Her vagina was very visible. I do not have a girlfriend right now. I like good body on a girl with quarter percent fat is a good level. I have some pictures of myself, but I am not yet comfortable with showing them here.

I have seen many other curses put on fat people and I did not call her any of those.

 

[Maverick]

Arnold,

Sorry if i went off on you but i just don't like it when people bite the hands that feed them. (personal trainers who make fun of thier clientle)

anyways...... it is all good and enjoy the board and post pics when your ready.

I do have pics up in the picture section, so i would not have said anything about posting if i had not done so first. (not saying that they are anything special but i did post some pics)

hardrock, you can't say that so easily because you just don't know if some people have medical conditions or not. fatty arbuckle ? nice insult.......LOL

chewyx, your the tool

 

[Sub-Zero]

I don't think it was very funny. I wasn't offended or anything. It wasn't funny though.

i agree. it was however funny when he told about the fatty slapping HIS ass, when we all know it was the otherway around

 

[WalkingBeast]

Best new member ever.

 

[WalkingBeast]

"The main thing I got tired of with breaking toilet seats all the time, is when I fall into the filthy water. Sometimes it's not so bad, but other times I've fallen so far back that I can't pull myself back up and I have to just sit there and wait. So I have a rope that dangles from the ceiling in front, just in case this happens again. People who come over always ask me what the rope is for, and it's embarrassing to tell them, but it sure helps alot. It's a bit of a struggle, but it's alot better than having my roommate bust down the door to help me back up."

 

[Maverick]

hahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!

 

[mlong23]

I don't think it was very funny. I wasn't offended or anything. It wasn't funny though.

 

[Maverick]

what was the point of the last post ?

 

[Fragadelic]

Arnold = tiger88

 

[Apöllo]

Tiger88 = Fog88

 

[jackangel]

arnoldschwarzenegger = mikeyboy604

 

[Maverick]

what ? im confused

 

[RADAR]

what ? im confused

You will have learned as your post count increases grasshopper !


RADAR

 

[Maverick]

thank you daniel son...........lol please enlighten me

 

[ArnoldSchwarzenegger]

mikeyboy604: I am very much more glad now that it is closed case.

Cheers!

 

[_Yossarian_]

Mikeyboy604: I am sorry if I hurt you regarding this topic. I am a personal trainer so I can help people make their goals. I have many longer clients that have trained with me for long times. She was not show the same want like my other clients. She did not need to spank me on my butt. That what was my story was about. I could feel the butt fat shake with the spank she gave to me.

I only communicated facts: She was fat and her shirt was wet and made her look like a sausage. I did not say that her crotch area was also wet. Her vagina was very visible. I do not have a girlfriend right now. I like good body on a girl with quarter percent fat is a good level. I have some pictures of myself, but I am not yet comfortable with showing them here.

I have seen many other curses put on fat people and I did not call her any of those.

the first post wasnt that funny, but this one is an entirely different story....

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

hey Arnold-- theres alot of very professional/ knowledgable PTs that post on Elite & making fun of a fat client that slaps you on the ass makes you look like a bigger ass.

just a heads up

 

[Forge]

If that made you MAD, then this will make you MURDEROUS!

http://boards.elitefitness.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=117197&highlight=fat+chronicles

Wow, that thread is, dare I say it, hilarious.

 

[Mandinka2]

I did not say that her crotch area was also wet. Her vagina was very visible.

Tell her to wax it to bring out the definition

 

[CipherLock]

WOW - Four alters.