Funny shit!

[ManOfArms]

So I walked into my local nutritional supplement store looking for some whey protein... While I was there I was discussing with one of the guys about the 1AD and other similar products that supposedly increase your testosterone level. However, it was a ridiculous statement one of the guys made which really pissed me off. “I gained 30 mounds of muscle on that supplement”. Mind you, this guy must have been 6’0 140lb, I didn't know BS was that heavy... fucken moron.

 

[magman1]

now tell him if he wants to pack some serious weight on his bench, hit up the cell tech, nitro tech stack

 

[thate]

now tell him if he wants to pack some serious weight on his bench, hit up the cell tech, nitro tech stack

wow, don't you think that cycle is a little harsh for a newbie?

 

[liquidanny]

Hehehe...you think thats funny....this guy was trying to convince me that his multivitamin with ginko has got 10 lbs of muscle on him because of his "increased appetite and penomenal strength in the gym"

 

[eric123]

I definitely think cell tech with nitro is too heavy of a stack for a newbie.. just stick with multi's.... don't want to get too strong too fast.. may put stress on your joints and tendons...

As far as pre-cursors go... isn't that what Ronnie takes? All natural isnt he? Just increase your multi to 3 tabs evenly spaced throughout the day.. sit back and watch the muscle grow.

 

[lartinos]

I would throw some vanadyl sulfate into it, and maybe some chromium to get him ripped. The guy at GNC said all the pro's do it.

 

[Themachine01]

“I gained 30 mounds of muscle on that supplement”. Mind you, this guy must have been 6’0 140lb, I didn't know BS was that heavy... fucken moron.

I want to know what a mound of muscle is?

 

[IronLion]

i like going to the supplement store because invariably the little shit behind the counter wants to help me pick out protein, even though he is half my size and just started lifting last month...usually spits some pearl of knowledge like: "Yah I go with the EAS cause it tastes better"

 

[magman1]

i have a question--if someone is willing to take cell tech and nitro tech together(we wont even get into taking hydroxycut--dont wana give away too many secrets) must they work out to gain this muscle?

 

[Willyumyum]

i have a question--if someone is willing to take cell tech and nitro tech together(we wont even get into taking hydroxycut--dont wana give away too many secrets) must they work out to gain this muscle?

Working out does increase the benefits, but I've heard gains boasted (From non-gym go-ers) that they gained approx 10lbs of lbm every 4-5 days from just taking the cell-tech nitro-tech stack. NO GYM TIME WHATSOEVER... How can you go wrong?

All of you who are pissed off at me for letting the cat out of the bag on this one - I'm sorry, the world has to know our secrets!

YUM

 

[magman1]

well, looks like no one needs to buy the anabolix book anymore--- ronnie coleman will look tiny to all the newbies finding out about this super stack

 

[HULKSTER]

Hehehe...you think thats funny....this guy was trying to convince me that his multivitamin with ginko has got 10 lbs of muscle on him because of his "increased appetite and penomenal strength in the gym"

that combined with DBOLS....lol

 

[Legion Kreinak2]

What the hell is cell and nitro tech?

 

[karson]

dude

wo wo wo wo....you mean ive been spending 2 hrs a day in the gym and shooting myself with gear and all i really needed to do was take some boren and cybergenics...fuck, now im pissed

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

heh

 

[thate]

i have a question--if someone is willing to take cell tech and nitro tech together(we wont even get into taking hydroxycut--dont wana give away too many secrets) must they work out to gain this muscle?

Could you imagine the synergy of these two products working together? It's mind boggling

 

[IronLion]

this is how it is done:
1. Get a job at GNC
2. Spend all your time aquiring the latest Muscletech and Pinnacle products, oh and EAS of course
3. Read up on how to "stack" these products effectively
4. Use them
5. Realize they are all complete bullshit
6. Sell all supplements and use the money for #7
7. Buy a lot of test and growth hormone
8. Use them
9. Get signed as a "Weider Team" member and endorse previously mentioned supps that don't work

 

[geoboy]

“I gained 30 mounds of muscle on that supplement”. Mind you, this guy must have been 6’0 140lb, .

you should have said: "so what happened after that? cancer?"

 

[Themachine01]

Ironlion, I really like your avatar