funny joke....

[rykertest]

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Texas . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense!!

Deputy says," License and registration, please."


Lawyer says, "What for?"


Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."


Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."


Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."


Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving stuffing out of the lawyer and says,

"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

 

[Sub-Zero]

i have a good one



knock nock

whose there?

its me copy, and im here with my friend

whose your friend?

paste.

hmmm, copy and paste?

 

[rykertest]

i have a good one



knock nock

whose there?

its me copy, and im here with my friend

whose your friend?

paste.

hmmm, copy and paste?

i see... your a product of being unable to take a joke...

nobody targets you buddy, im sure you just are over emotional and take things too personally

 

[Sub-Zero]

i see... your a product of being unable to take a joke...

nobody targets you buddy, im sure you just are over emotional and take things too personally

make sense please, k thx

 

[rykertest]

make sense please, k thx

I would ask the same of you. kthxbiteme

 

[Sub-Zero]

I would ask the same of you. kthxbiteme

ill bite ur penis

 

[rykertest]

ill bite ur penis

you know...I kinda think you would. pervert.

 

[Sub-Zero]

you know...I kinda think you would. pervert.

ill suck the blood out aftewards

 

[rykertest]

you know...I kinda think you would. pervert.

 

[heatherrae]

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Texas . He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Texas deputy's expense!!

Deputy says," License and registration, please."


Lawyer says, "What for?"


Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."


Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."


Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and registration, please."


Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!"

Lawyer says, "If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."

The deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving stuffing out of the lawyer and says,

"Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"

cute.