Funny First Date Stories...

[javaguru]

The guy that - despite me fucking him nonstop for hours - couldn't reach orgasm unless I let him wash my hair.

Let's see ya'll beat that.

You win, I didn't know you went out with little aap.......

 

[alien amp pharm]

How about inviting a girl over to watch a movie, fully ready to take advantage of her and instead she sits in the recliner knitting a scarf the entire movie.








(and a preemptive "Shut up!" to Scotsman)

 

[covergrl80]

I will have to get back to you on this one...I don't have a date until the first weeek in October. There should be some great stories when I get back. LOL

 

[bw1]

How about inviting a girl over to watch a movie, fully ready to take advantage of her and instead she sits in the recliner knitting a scarf the entire movie.








(and a preemptive "Shut up!" to Scotsman)

Dude, why didn't you put your knitting materials away before she got there?

 

[alien amp pharm]

Dude, why didn't you put your knitting materials away before she got there?

 

[bw1]

I will have to get back to you on this one...I don't have a date until the first weeek in October. There should be some great stories when I get back. LOL

This October or next

 

[javaguru]

How about inviting a girl over to watch a movie, fully ready to take advantage of her and instead she sits in the recliner knitting a scarf the entire movie.








(and a preemptive "Shut up!" to Scotsman)

The "friend zone" is no place to go through life.

 

[alien amp pharm]

This October or next

bw1 is on fire today.

Guess he woke up on the right side of his boyfriend's bed this morning.

 

[bw1]

bw1 is on fire today.

Guess he woke up on the right side of his boyfriend's bed this morning.

 

[javaguru]

You two should get a room.....