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I heard a story a few years back when Chris Cormier still needed to work in Clubs to support his supplements. I heard he actually got wacked by Mike Tyson in one of the clubs in Venice. That must have been f****d up.
Funny bouncing story...
- Thread starter John Woe
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Mikey- I think your missing the point that most choke holds are done from behind as was the case here. Even though the arms are free it is very hard for someone to strike you anywhere with any force or accuracy. There are ways to get out of choke holds but most people don't know how. Peace!!
JuanDeLaCruz
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You guys are gettin a lil too open with this "choking" thing...U can really hurt somebody with that shit...and yea those skinny kids will get f'd up in a fight between a huge bouncer BUT, all I'm gonna say is that u guys better be carefull with who u practice those choke-holds on cuz if u do it to the wrong person when that skinny kid wakes up he might come back with a lil friend. You know...packin heat...strapped...carrying...and then GLONK! GLONK! you are the one who's takin the dirtnap! 
I'm just giving u guys some advise...dont think u are invisible cuz u are big...I'm bigger than a lot of dudes who I'd love to fuck up but if u see somebody walkin around with a blue, red, or yellow bandana around their head, ankles, and rists I suggest u go home and practice your choke hold your chicken instead...
I'm just giving u guys some advise...dont think u are invisible cuz u are big...I'm bigger than a lot of dudes who I'd love to fuck up but if u see somebody walkin around with a blue, red, or yellow bandana around their head, ankles, and rists I suggest u go home and practice your choke hold your chicken instead...Care for another humourous bouncer story...ok here it goes:
I working one night about 3-4 weeks ago and I saw a girl I was going out with walking with one of my guy friends. My buddy is 6'8'' and he was basically acting as an escort for my girl while i'm working. So what happened was they were walking down the side bar that was in my field of view. All of sudden this skinny white kid ( seems to be stoned or drunk or both ) just walks right into her. That caught my attention and then when she looked at him he started to grind her. Then my buddy grabs him by the neck and I leap off my post to run over. By the time I get there the kid is lying flat on his back on the floor. At this point I just snapped , so I pick him up off the floor by his shirt and I'm pushing him through the crowd to the back door. He then just collapses on the floor again. I just lost it at this point so I just drag his body along the floor since he doesn't want to stay on his feet. As I'm dragging him on the floor everyone is watching me do this and one of the other bouncers tell me to calm down but I'm just trying to control myself from pounding this guy. Another bouncer grabs his legs and I lift him up with his upper body and we both are carrying him out of the club. Here comes the best part , another bouncer is holding the door open and I just yell at the kid " now get the fuck out of here!!!" and I just toss his upper body forward and let go..... now keep in mind the other bouncer was holding his legs......sooooo.... he ends up going head first on the concrete. From guys who witnessed this he actually landed on his shoulder but I wasn't looking because I was so pumped I just left the scene. The bouncer holding he legs ended up kicking him once on the ground. Now what does the kid do after all of this .... he stands up....brushes himself off... and walk away like nothing happend. Meanwhile the other bouncers are laughing there asses off and can't believe what they just saw. Needless to say that the bouncer that held his legs told me , " I wish all of our customers were like this..."
I working one night about 3-4 weeks ago and I saw a girl I was going out with walking with one of my guy friends. My buddy is 6'8'' and he was basically acting as an escort for my girl while i'm working. So what happened was they were walking down the side bar that was in my field of view. All of sudden this skinny white kid ( seems to be stoned or drunk or both ) just walks right into her. That caught my attention and then when she looked at him he started to grind her. Then my buddy grabs him by the neck and I leap off my post to run over. By the time I get there the kid is lying flat on his back on the floor. At this point I just snapped , so I pick him up off the floor by his shirt and I'm pushing him through the crowd to the back door. He then just collapses on the floor again. I just lost it at this point so I just drag his body along the floor since he doesn't want to stay on his feet. As I'm dragging him on the floor everyone is watching me do this and one of the other bouncers tell me to calm down but I'm just trying to control myself from pounding this guy. Another bouncer grabs his legs and I lift him up with his upper body and we both are carrying him out of the club. Here comes the best part , another bouncer is holding the door open and I just yell at the kid " now get the fuck out of here!!!" and I just toss his upper body forward and let go..... now keep in mind the other bouncer was holding his legs......sooooo.... he ends up going head first on the concrete. From guys who witnessed this he actually landed on his shoulder but I wasn't looking because I was so pumped I just left the scene. The bouncer holding he legs ended up kicking him once on the ground. Now what does the kid do after all of this .... he stands up....brushes himself off... and walk away like nothing happend. Meanwhile the other bouncers are laughing there asses off and can't believe what they just saw. Needless to say that the bouncer that held his legs told me , " I wish all of our customers were like this..."
I had an incident once where i had to drag this bastard out, I was 5'9" about 210lbs, this dude was same height, about 260lbs, fat bastard. I tossed him out and left it at that, but I guess I must have hurt the poor guys feelings as he came back an hour later with the entire fuckin tribe, about 25 of them, and smashed me in the face with an iron bar when I wasn't looking. Then it was the 7 of us working vs 25 of them, all cuz I made the ass look silly after he started it with me, I should have twisted his head off when I had him in the choke hold. It wasn't worth the hassle for a few extra $ cash every week
strengthmonster
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LOL. I used to love choke holds. Very little marks for the Police when they try and prosecute. Did 7 years myself - far too many good stories.
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AnabolicDiabetic
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I was a bouncer for two years and this story is exactly why I walked away from it. You're always dealing with the lowest common denominator, they are irrational, drunk, etc etc. Not a lifestyle I want to have anything to do with. I prefer to let the weak minded battle among themselves.
