Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below I have been working in the clubs bouncing for years now. I have seen alot and done alot. But last night was another classic. To make a long story short(I know the type of attention span I'm working with here) Some kid sucker punched me for talking to his ex-girl. I did not know this at the time but found out later. I grabbed him up but when he started to wrestle with me I picked him up and dumped him to the ground. When I went to get up his boy starts kicking me. Another bouncer come back grabs that kid and I get up. I wanted to start booting this kid in the head but you have to watch what you do as a bouncer. So i decide to pick this kid up and put him in a choke hold. I didn't have it in all the way but it still only took about 30 seconds to put him out, sleeping like a baby. The whole time my boss and a cop are yelling let him go but I said fuck you he's going to pay first. When I let him go he fell to the ground like a wet noodle. I wanted so badly to take him outside and fuck him up but unfortunitly you can't so I always do the next best thing, put them to sleep. The whole time I'm whispering in his ear go to sleep my friend, sweet dreams. Believe me the last thing I want is confrontation when I'm working. I'd much rather just hang out and talk with girls and have a good time. That's why I get so pissed off when dudes have to be hard guys. I also hate when dudes can't be a man and square up instead they just take a blind side punch. This kid never did hurt me but that's not the point. Oh well, I guess I'm getting to old for this shit!!! Anyone else have a story?
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MikeyLikesJuice
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wait a minute, you sound like a huge guy, like a wrestler or something especially the part of a choke hold, and putting him to sleep. This guy starts with you, what was his size compared to you? The way you make yourself sound, you sound huge, why would he step to you?
MikeyLikesJuice said:
Don't be niave.
I grew up in Great Yarmouth, England. Many clubs.. lots of bouncers.. all the young hoodlums want to take on a bouncer - and maybe get a lucky punch.. since it does wonders for a guy's reputation.. at least with the kind of mindset of Great Yarmouth shit heads. They get a reputation for being hard i.e. beating a bodybuilding bouncer.. end of story. That is why dweeby shits start fights with bouncers.
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MikeyLikesJuice
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what a reputation, now the dude was put to sleep, some rep, now thats naive, at least go to a bouncer that you can take and not get your ass beat, especially put to sleep, sounds stupid to me and now everyone is laughing at him
MikeyLikesJuice
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yes next time I see Mike Tyson Im going to punch him in his face in front of my friends and say whats up p**sy now, PLEASE
MikeyLikesJuice
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how do I know whicjh one I can take, EASY, listen to the guys story, he destroyed this kid, he had to be much bigger. I been in well over 30 fights and never had anyone over power me like that or put someone to sleep with a grip like that, so theres your answer
