Funny bouncing story...

[genarr3]

You have to be very careful of blood chokes. And it sounds like you were. There is a thin line between choking someone out and choking them into brain damage. I believe it's like 30sec no blood to the brain damage occurs, closely followed by death.
Genarr3

 

[GaryWary]

Dude, you were smart in the choke. I love it...after years of martial arts I have found that it is one of the most humane ways to dispatch a squirrley bastartd with extreme predjudice and stay out of jail. iT DOES NOT MATTER HOW BIG YOU ARE, IF A PERSON GETS A BLOOD CHOKE ON YOU RIGHT YOU ARE OUT QUICK, AND AIR CHOKE TAKES A BIT LONGER BUT IS EQUALLY EFFECTIVE.
sorry about the caps..anyhow, you are smart in choking out the dude, it is fun, but if you get real lucky they piss them selves and do the chicken on the floor as they go out. I did some training with "Judo" ene Lebell in L.A. and he choked this guy out and it looked like a dying chicken..hilarious!

Can you direct me on the net to where they may show this blood choke hold?

 

[Willyumyum]

http://bjj.org/articles/971008-revive/
theres a good one, illustrations and such as well...
I don't know how accurate it is...
If you want to find more just go to www.google.com and type in blood choke hold, thats what i did
YUM

 

[MJBrack]

www.sherdog.com

go to the videos section and click on the video of rickson gracie. there are a couple of decent clips of him doing a rear naked choke, a.k.a. lion killer choke. most freestyle wrestlers and all submission wrestling/brazilian jiu-jitsu practioners know this choke. it's actually a very simple choke and if slapped on correctly, it will put the dude to sleep in seconds. that stuff about someone dying in thirty seconds is not true. i have been put to sleep by this choke several times in practice because i tried (unsuccessfully) to escape from it when the other guy had my back with the hooks in. IMO, this technique is a MUST if you are fighting someone who is bigger/stronger and you are good enough to take his back.

mjbrack

 

[genarr3]

So how long can someone last without any oxygen to their brain? Do you know? I was using 30sec as a rule of thumb. There are many variables involved but if you don't think people die from such holds check this out:
http://www.ijf.org/commission/ed-rp-02.html
Genarr3

 

[Nathan]

Nathan? Anything to contribute here?

Sure, but remember: you asked for it.

So this one time, I'm in the park across the street from where I live, trying to see how many cans of soda I can stand having placed in the bag hanging from a string that's attached to my testicles, as I often do. Anyway, this 4'3", 50lb. eldery lady walks up to me and says, "Excuse me. I don't thing your 'giggleberries' can take any more weight. Try hanging them from your 'twig'." Naturally, that kind of negative attitude just pissed me off. I responded with a rabbit punch to her jaw (you can never be sure just how much agility, strength and speed those old ladies are concealing). I rapidly followed with a running drop-kick to her chest (a maneuver I believe uou is now famous for). She didn't get up. After that whole episode, I was having trouble getting pumped up enough to tolerate more cans of soda than ever before so I gave that up for the day and moved on to trying to catch squirrels with my teeth as they ran by. They don't like that but I don't really care. The trick to a successful catch is to not fool yourself but thinking you can get them around the neck area. You've got to aim for the head, but hope for the tail.
Anyway, that's my story of anger and revenge.

On a side note, I really don't think these stories are helping my reputation any.

 

[Scotsman]

On a side note, I really don't think these stories are helping my reputation any.

Nathan I think this goes without saying.

 

[badazzwhitedude]

You have to be very careful of blood chokes. And it sounds like you were. There is a thin line between choking someone out and choking them into brain damage. I believe it's like 30sec no blood to the brain damage occurs, closely followed by death.
Genarr3

All of these chokes you guys talk about doing: Blood chokes, air chokes, choke holds. But I like the "choking the chicken" manuever.

After I beat the guy's ass and he's knocked out on the floor, I proceed with pulling down my pants, and choking the chicken, aiming for his face when I spew. After that, usually all the girls in the place want to go out with me cause they have seen the shear size of my equipment.

 

[baldy]

GaryWary - don't try and learn choke holds from the net mate - you need hands-on experience. Go to a vale tudo school or a traditional japanes ju-jtsu school - there's shit loads in London. You'll learn how to do the holds right and how not to fucking brain damage someone by just choking away for too long (it has been done!).

Seriously mate you do need to be shown by an experienced and responsible teacher. Choke holds are fucking awesome in the right hands but I've been some right bastardised versions, usually by some idiot that's seen Hickson's 'Choke'and thought he'll have a go. Use it wisely mate.

 

[Willyumyum]

Sure, but remember: you asked for it.

So this one time, I'm in the park across the street from where I live, trying to see how many cans of soda I can stand having placed in the bag hanging from a string that's attached to my testicles, as I often do. Anyway, this 4'3", 50lb. eldery lady walks up to me and says, "Excuse me. I don't thing your 'giggleberries' can take any more weight. Try hanging them from your 'twig'." Naturally, that kind of negative attitude just pissed me off. I responded with a rabbit punch to her jaw (you can never be sure just how much agility, strength and speed those old ladies are concealing). I rapidly followed with a running drop-kick to her chest (a maneuver I believe uou is now famous for). She didn't get up. After that whole episode, I was having trouble getting pumped up enough to tolerate more cans of soda than ever before so I gave that up for the day and moved on to trying to catch squirrels with my teeth as they ran by. They don't like that but I don't really care. The trick to a successful catch is to not fool yourself but thinking you can get them around the neck area. You've got to aim for the head, but hope for the tail.
Anyway, that's my story of anger and revenge.

On a side note, I really don't think these stories are helping my reputation any.

ROFL LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You are too damn funny dude.. I'm crying 'cause I'm laughing so hard
YUM