Funny bouncing story...

[John Woe]

Garywary is totally right. Also I was a lot bigger then the kid size wise but he wasn't a small kid. He was taller and not skinny. Everyone was saying I can't believe that kid took a shot at you. But sometimes I think they figure what do they have to lose. If I beat him(bouncer,etc..) I'm a hero, if I lose so what everyone expected me too. I was a wrestler in highschool but I learned some some choke holds awhile back from some friends who are in to that submission fighting. This post was not to brag at all I was just stating how fucked up bouncing can be at times. How sometimes it is a great job and other times it's a pain in the ass.

 

[MikeyLikesJuice]

i knew you where alot bigger, next time he will think twice on who he f***s with, now he looks like a p**sy

 

[MikeyLikesJuice]

one more thing john woe, the reason he sucker punched you like you stated earlier cause you where talking to his x girl, he wasn't trying to be a hard ass, he was pissed, and then he got what he deserved

 

[Squats]

I cannot believe how stupid some of the guys that go to bars are. I have worked in clubs for the last 10 years and it seems that most drunken idiots go for the biggest bouncer in the place. STUPID!! It has got to be an ego thing. It is really fucking bad if you have an 18 to enter night, those dumb fucks have one thing in mind and that is to show their little girlfriends how bad they think they are. I love putting those fuckers in a full nelson and driving their heads into the door as I throw them out on their face. I am by no means the biggest bouncer in the place but I look for those young dick wads who want to cause problems and put a stop to it real fast. aauuuugggghhhh!!!!

 

[John Woe]

Mikey you might be right but like I said I did not know this girl was his ex. She comes there alot and I never knew she had an ex. I talk to her but just for conversation as I don't find her attractive. Plus if he was pissed why not be a man and confront me. But like you said he got what he deserved.

 

[anabolic24/7]

how do I know whicjh one I can take, EASY, listen to the guys story, he destroyed this kid, he had to be much bigger. I been in well over 30 fights and never had anyone over power me like that or put someone to sleep with a grip like that, so theres your answer

Mickey, it doesn't matter how big you are, if someone get's this hold on you your going out quick. I am pretty big, but I'd rather do this to someone than kick their ass. You don't mess up your hair, so you can get back to the chick's while everyone else is laughing at the dumbass. They never come back to the club, lol.

 

[skyzdalmit]

Dude, you were smart in the choke. I love it...after years of martial arts I have found that it is one of the most humane ways to dispatch a squirrley bastartd with extreme predjudice and stay out of jail. iT DOES NOT MATTER HOW BIG YOU ARE, IF A PERSON GETS A BLOOD CHOKE ON YOU RIGHT YOU ARE OUT QUICK, AND AIR CHOKE TAKES A BIT LONGER BUT IS EQUALLY EFFECTIVE.
sorry about the caps..anyhow, you are smart in choking out the dude, it is fun, but if you get real lucky they piss them selves and do the chicken on the floor as they go out. I did some training with "Judo" ene Lebell in L.A. and he choked this guy out and it looked like a dying chicken..hilarious!

 

[John Woe]

Anabolic- that is defenitely one of the benefits of the choke hold
Sky-I have choked out a few but never been so lucky that they piss themselves. There is always next time!! I have seen them go crazy like a chicken actually after someone slaps them and shakes them to come to. They don't know were there at and they panic and flip and flop. This is also very amusing!!

 

[Scotsman]

My personal favorite back when I was a bouncer was the choke slam into the doorframe. Quick decisive and very painful for them. THough it was fun to choke guys out then toss them out the door to their friends so they can get laughed at. Oh well my two cents worth.

 

[crimson coal]

So these guys go for bouncers for the rep they get? Maybe earn themselves a nickname in the process? Guess the kids new name would be...Naptime? Lol..I like yer style John.