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Full metal jacket

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't your Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention, when you were a child?"



b0und (great movie)
 
when he got busted with the jelly donut i nearly shit myself

i saw the movie years ago and forgot how funny that shit is
 
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:D
 
The best part of the whole movie was that was exactly what boot camp was like when I went through it in the Marines many years ago.

I am going to rip of your balls so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.

Choke yourself! Not with your hand. Don't grab my hand, place your neck in it.
 
entire movie was good for me.. the beginning being the better parts of the movie..
 
chesty said:
I am going to rip of your balls so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world.


that was the gut buster!!!!


the sarge played a great role, i wonder if he ever got recognized for hia role in the movie?
 
sir five foot nine sir

FIVE FOOT NINE!! I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH!!!!!

They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon in the core!!!
 
"your probably the kind of guy that would fuck another guy in the ass and not have the common curdicy to give him a reach-around"
 
My D.I. in San Antonio, TX: "Airman PICK3, where are you from?"

Airman PICK3: "New Orleans, Louisiana, sir"

My D.I.: "You mean to tell me you came all the way from New Orleans just to piss me off"?
 
georgie24 said:
" private pile you fat piece of shit i outaa throw your fat ass off this obstacle"


lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Private Cowboy, How tall are you, 5,6 sir.....I didnt know that stacked
Shit that high..lol
 
R.Lee Ermey trivia...from Wikipedia


Former U.S. Marines Drill Instructor R. Lee Ermey was originally hired to give Tim Colceri, who was originally hired to play Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, the basics of giving a realistic performance as a Marine Drill Instructor. He performed a demonstration on videotape in which he yelled obscene insults and abuse for fifteen minutes without stopping, repeating himself, or even flinching, despite being continuously pelted with tennis balls and oranges. Stanley Kubrick was so impressed that he cast Ermey as Gunnery Sergeant Hartman instead and cast Colceri as the Doorgunner.

Kubrick allowed Ermey to improvise his lines, a rarity in his movies.

When GySgt. Hartman made the comment about Pvt. Cowboy giving a man a "reach around" the director stopped filming and asked what it was, and Ermey very matter-of-factly told him. Kubrick broke out into laughter and decided to keep it in the film.

He played a series of minor film roles until 1987, when he was cast as tough drill instructor Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket; Ermey also served as the technical advisor on the film. He was only intended to be the technical advisor, but Kubrick changed his mind after hearing Ermey's hair-raising DI tirades, allowing him to write his own dialogue and improvise on set, a noted rarity in a Kubrick film.

Born in Emporia, Kansas, Ermey enlisted in the United States Marine Corps in 1961, after being arrested several times as a teenager. A court judge gave him the choice of the military or jail. He later joked that the Marine Corps "put a screeching halt to my unconventional manner." He spent two years as a drill instructor at Marine Corps Recruit Depot San Diego in San Diego, California from 1965 to 1967. In 1968, Ermey arrived in Vietnam where he served for 14 months with the Marine Wing Support Group 17. He then served two tours of duty in Okinawa, Japan, during which he rose to the rank of Staff Sergeant and was medically discharged in 1972 for several injuries incurred during his tours. He did not receive a Purple Heart due to his injuries being noncombat in origin. Ermey has admitted that he still has nightmares about his combat experiences, a symptom of post-traumatic stress disorder. Ermey was later bestowed with the honorary rank of Gunnery Sergeant by the Marine Corps.

Ermey's Marine Corps awards and decorations are as follows:
Graphical representation of R. Lee Ermey's USMC awards
Graphical representation of R. Lee Ermey's USMC awards

* Combat Action Ribbon
* Meritorious Unit Commendation
* Marine Corps Good Conduct Medal
* National Defense Service Medal
* Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal
* Vietnam Service Medal with one bronze service star
* Drill Instructor Ribbon
* Vietnam Gallantry Cross with Palm
* Vietnam Campaign Medal
* Rifle Marksman Badge
* Pistol Sharpshooter Badge
 
I want that head so sanitary and squared-away that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in and take a dump.

"Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. Get the fuck off of my obstacle. Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. Now. Move it. I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo. "

"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few marines! God has a hard-on for marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps! Do you ladies understand? "

"If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training, you will be a weapon. You will be a minister of death praying for war. But until that day you are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human, fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit. Because I am hard you will not like me. But the more you hate me the more you will learn. I am hard but I am fair. There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here you are all equally worthless. And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved Corps. Do you maggots understand that? "

"Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he? "

Bullshit. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: [after discovering Private Pyle's unlocked footlocker] Jesus H Christ. Private Pyle, why is your footlocker unlocked?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I don't know, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate, it is an unlocked footlocker! You know that don't you?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: If it wasn't for dickheads like you, there wouldn't be any thievery in this world, would there?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, no, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: GET DOWN!
 
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