fuk scratch offs bro!

[broscience]

I bought a scratch off this morning before work, it was a 50,000 dollar grand prize one and its 5 rows of 4 numbers. you scratch the top area to reveal the numbers and you then scratch...well you know what im saying..ANYWAYS, i scratch the bottom rows first (its a superstition of mine, fuk off) then i scratch the top. I MATCH ALL THE FIRST ROW OF NUMBERS!! YEA MOTHER FUKER YEA!!! i scratch the prize portion and it SAYS 50,000!!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!








but...




i go all the way to the lottery office which is like in bumblefuk and the lady there is cracking up.
I ask "whats so funny?"
she replies "you didn't win."
i say "no i matched all the top row numbers tho!!"
she says (while laughing) "you see these different color lines through the numbers? you have to match all the numbers within those color lines, its not going by rows!"

I MEAN CMON! WTF....FUCK SCRATCHOFFS BRO!

 

[zwhit]

she just robbed you

 

[zwhit]

she put that ticket in her name

 

[hardrock]

Did you get a pack of cigarettes, a soda, and whatever other useless crap you could until you spent every penny you had at the gas station, while you were there?

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[Fitguy3030]

Hahahahaha I always buy a scratch off and a can of dip and drop like 10 bucks

 

[broscience]

Did you get a pack of cigarettes, a soda, and whatever other useless crap you could until you spent every penny you had at the gas station, while you were there?

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I spent 5 bucks thats 5 more then what i spend for a night with yo mama!

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[broscience]

she put that ticket in her name

I took aloooong look at it....im still mad im pacing ober here

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[miplank]

loser

 

[WoodyO]

This thread sucks

 

[dabuffguy]

You can't even do a scratch ticket correctly, what else is pathetically wrong with your life?