Fucking got attacked by two German Shepards.

[75th]

To continue the best week of my life...

This is why you shouldnt run, people! Because you never know when two grown German Shepards, who the owner obviously isnt handling well, will jump at you and bite you once in the stomach and twice on the arm when your trying to hit the sonofabitch away.

Im all out of neosporin, too. I should probably go to the hospital and get this one on my abdomen checked out. Fucking blood stained my shirt god damnit.

Im thinking of killing my own dogs just on principle for how much dogs suck right now.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

2 normal dogs + one skinny, pile of bones looking mofo jogging around = this story

 

[Whiskey]

My favorite kind of dogs. Someday, when I get either a bigger yard, or live in the county, i'll have two.

Oh, sorry to hear be the way. It sucks getting bit. I'd go to the hospital, then to a lawyer firm.

Whiskey

 

[75th]

2 normal dogs + one skinny, pile of bones looking mofo jogging around = this story

You aussie bastard.

 

[fogg88]

Was the owner anywhere around?

 

[75th]

My favorite kind of dogs. Someday, when I get either a bigger yard, or live in the county, i'll have two.

Oh, sorry to hear be the way. It sucks getting bit. I'd go to the hospital, then to a lawyer firm.

Whiskey

The lady told me that one of these dogs (the one that took the little chunk out of me) was imported from Germany and german trained.

No wonder people didnt like the Nazis.

 

[75th]

Was the owner anywhere around?

Technically she was holding on to their leashes. I dont think she was doing that good a job.

 

[EnderJE]

Are you going to be like FTF now and hate dogs too?

 

[theoak01]

dude that sucks,I really hope things pick up for you bro

 

[fogg88]

Is she going to pay for your doctor visit and shirt? ...seriously, don't let her off the hook.

 

[75th]

Are you going to be like FTF now and hate dogs too?

I love dogs. I just hate nazi dogs.

The lady was giving them commands in german, too. I think this is a hate crime.

 

[75th]

Is she going to pay for your doctor visit and shirt? ...seriously, don't let her off the hook.

Im going to call her right now and get the vaccination records for those little shits. I may need to get a fuckin tetnis shot.

 

[EnderJE]

I love dogs. I just hate nazi dogs.

The lady was giving them commands in german, too. I think this is a hate crime.

I think so too.

Know what will fix it up?

Find the girl and the dogs again except this time be on a riding lawnmower.

Gawd, the thought of that makes me laugh.

Yep, I hate dogs. The same thing happened to me when I was 13 and a paperboy.

 

[Whiskey]

Go straight to the hospital, then to a lawyer firm. The lawyer should jump all over it. They shure do around here.

Might be able to get 25 large or more out of her easy.

Whiskey

 

[GoldenDelicious]

The lady told me that one of these dogs (the one that took the little chunk out of me) was imported from Germany and german trained.

No wonder people didnt like the Nazis.

soooooooooooo...

...how DO you say "roid dealer" in german?

 

[75th]

I think so too.

Know what will fix it up?

Find the girl and the dogs again except this time be on a riding lawnmower.

Gawd, the thought of that makes me laugh.

Yep, I hate dogs. The same thing happened to me when I was 13 and a paperboy.

I may just slip the dogs some roofies then pay gjohnson to rape them.

Fuckin little shits.

The one on my belly is starting to sting. If I wasnt so lazy I would probably find a doc to go see.

 

[75th]

soooooooooooo...

...how DO you say "roid dealer" in german?

When the hell did this "roid dealer" fixation start with you?

 

[75th]

Go straight to the hospital, then to a lawyer firm. The lawyer should jump all over it. They shure do around here.

Might be able to get 25 large or more out of her easy.

Whiskey

25k does sound good right about now. I could buy my pony.

 

[sublime35]

Im going to call her right now and get the vaccination records for those little shits. I may need to get a fuckin tetnis shot.

I'd be going after that woman big time. Get money, get her to pay for your med. bills and clothes ruined and have those bastard ass dogs put down. That's bullshit. It's not like you ran up in her yard screaming at yelling, posing a threat to the lady causing the dogs to attack you, they straight up ran out into the street after you.

there's this little shit of a dog that runs after me sometimes and it pisses me off. I'll turn around to kick it and the fucker runs away. I know it's not going to hurt me, but it's the fact that the owners don't keep track of the dog and let it run lose. I just hope their big dog doesn't get out one day, i'll be Kibble and Bits to that thing.

 

[Mr. dB]

Call your lawyer. Take the kraut bitch to the cleaners.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Please tell me you're gonna press charges.

 

[Tytan]

WTF is up w/ you and all the bad luck? No one desreves the shit you`ve been going through.

 

[tiger88]

records show dogs hate black ppl more as compared to whites

no fucking joke

 

[Lestat]

sue bro

 

[canadianhitman]

Call your lawyer. Take the kraut bitch to the cleaners.

I agree...bleed her to her last dime.

 

[wootoom]

did u give them the quicksilver method?

 

[shamrock11]

Take pictures. Doc. is not going to do much no stitches or anything like that. Just tell you to keep neosporin on it and keep it clean and let it heal.

 

[pintoca]

Take pictures. Doc. is not going to do much no stitches or anything like that. Just tell you to keep neosporin on it and keep it clean and let it heal.

dude, are you the one who makes the famous shakes?

 

[WODIN]

Shoot the dogs.

 

[chewyxrage]

I would have kicked them in the balls.

lol, non plat google ads have all kinds of german shepard shit coming at me...

 

[Mr. dB]

records show dogs hate black ppl more as compared to whites

no fucking joke

Apparently they don't like Italians either.

 

[75th]

did u give them the quicksilver method?

I tried doing the kata but Terry Silver was right, that shit dont work in battle.

Apparently they don't like Italians either.

No shit. And unless my WWII computer games are wrong, I thought Italy and Germany were friends.

Anyway, I had to get a tetnis shot and they had to iodine all my shit up. My attorney doesnt really do shit like this, so Im not going to bother going through him. Aside from my medical expenses, dry cleaning, etc what justification would I have to take more money from this Eva Braun? Its not like I lost a finger or anything. Or should I just hire the sleaziest lawyer in LA to take care of that for me?

 

[redguru]

Bites don't heal very well, you'd better see the doctor just for the antibiotics. She'd better be footing the bill for it, too. Don't let her off the hook. She has to control her animals.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Heres what I would o..

If I knew I didnt provoke the dogs and they attacked me but I suffered no serious injury. I press charges and make sure they were destroyed. There is no reason to ruin someone financially over what amounts to a few scrapes and lacerations.

BUT.. the dogs need to be killed.. you're a grown man capable of reacting and fighting them off..

Imgine if were a little kid in your shoes at that exact same moment.. he would either be horribly disfigured or dead... because of a cople brain damaged dogs and/or brain damaged owners.

 

[redguru]

I tried doing the kata but Terry Silver was right, that shit dont work in battle.



No shit. And unless my WWII computer games are wrong, I thought Italy and Germany were friends.

Anyway, I had to get a tetnis shot and they had to iodine all my shit up. My attorney doesnt really do shit like this, so Im not going to bother going through him. Aside from my medical expenses, dry cleaning, etc what justification would I have to take more money from this Eva Braun? Its not like I lost a finger or anything. Or should I just hire the sleaziest lawyer in LA to take care of that for me?

Until the allies took Italy, then Italy declared war on Germany.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

and as with every other war they've ever been involved in.. Italy was a total non factor.

 

[harmonica]

Ya man see the doctor you dont want that sucker to get infected. I've been bitten before and got a tetnus for it. Who knows, maybe these dogs have a track record of this shit and you'll be saving some poor little kid from getting mauled in the future. Might wanna tell the cops.

 

[BrothaBill]

what, you had a tetris shot lolol, btw, dog hates you

 

[75th]

Its state law that an incident report be filed to the county, so I did that at the hospital. Im just wondering if I should contact her myself and ask her to reimburse me, or if I should let a professional handle it...but that adds up legal costs, etc.

 

[EnderJE]

I may just slip the dogs some roofies then pay gjohnson to rape them.

Fuckin little shits.

The one on my belly is starting to sting. If I wasnt so lazy I would probably find a doc to go see.

I wish I had those 19 years ago. Yep, the attack was 19 years ago and I still hate'em.

I think I'll start a dog "shower"...whoa...gone too far...

<much better>

 

[UA_Iron]

Dogs are crazy.

I decided if I ever got attacked first thing I would do is eye-gouge them fuckers.

 

[thelion2005]

To continue the best week of my life...

This is why you shouldnt run, people! Because you never know when two grown German Shepards, who the owner obviously isnt handling well, will jump at you and bite you once in the stomach and twice on the arm when your trying to hit the sonofabitch away.

Im all out of neosporin, too. I should probably go to the hospital and get this one on my abdomen checked out. Fucking blood stained my shirt god damnit.

Im thinking of killing my own dogs just on principle for how much dogs suck right now.

Take pictures! Save the bloody clothes!

Go to the ER and get lots of paperwork!

File police report!

Be in lots of pain, suffering and shock!

Sue the owner! You will be rich!

 

[UA_Iron]

Take pictures! Save the bloody clothes!

Go to the ER and get lots of paperwork!

File police report!

Be in lots of pain, suffering and shock!

Sue the owner! You will be rich!

or you should at least get some painkillers out of this ordeal.

oh and your pretty abs

 

[biteme]

I always dare dogs on the loose to take me on. But, I'm getting more and more laid back these days. German Shepherds can do some damage.

 

[75th]

Take pictures! Save the bloody clothes!

Go to the ER and get lots of paperwork!

File police report!

Be in lots of pain, suffering and shock!

Sue the owner! You will be rich!

Im not a big fan of suing just for the sake of suing.

Ill make sure this lady pays for my medical expenses and lost earnings from taking the day off (although I wasnt doing shit anyway).

I may throw some emotional trauma in there if she gives me any shit.

 

[Mammoth2500]

If you had to and if you could depending on the circumstances, you can pull the dogs front to legs apart it will crush their heart. Kill them almost instantly