fucking assholes

[Jack steel]

I hate inconsiderate neighbors who like to walk around there apartment banging a trash can with a stick (or whatever the fuck he's doing) in the morning after i've been up working all night. People who can't put themselves in their neighbors' shoes need to be drug into the street, burned and shot...

PS sorry im a bit cranky this morning

 

[WoodyO]

I like to sit in my driveway and rev my engine for about 15 minutes every morning

 

[SpyWizard]

what i hate are assholes that come home at 7am and turn on the tv loud so i can't sleep til 9am like i always do..

wait, i use ear plugs so i don't give a damn..

 

[brownbrown]

I hate that people live in Apartments and then complain about the neighbors being too close.....

DrOiD BioNiC EF App!

 

[wootoom]

Take 2 hydros and you will love them

 

[gatemoney]

I have a hemorrhoid and it's squat day.

 

[goin on 4T]

I have a hemorrhoid and it's squat day.

Just push it back in and tape it shut.

 

[oxymoron]

I about shot my gay neighbor a few wks ago with my full auto paint ball gun when he argued ALLLL gd night with his assboi about screwin with other boyz. Finally went inside after I yelled at them twice. It was truly a fucking NIGHTMARE.

Sent from my htc t-bolt using the elitefitness app.

 

[EarthRider]

My neighbor has a hot wife with a rawkin hawt body, so don't give a shit what they do long as she keeps tanning

 

[the_alcatraz]

my neighbor smells of curry. His whole house smells of curry. Consequently, the whole hallway smells of curry. Henceforth, the elevator and entrance of the condo building smell like curry. I smell curry in my dreams. It haunts me.

 

[shirlene29]

the movie theater plays bollywoods....the auditoriums smell like curry
I feel for you dude

 

[pdaddyII]

Fuck I used to live in a bottom duplex with two hot college track stars above me. Those bitches never stopped jumping and bouncing around after a long twelve hr midnight shift. I would hate fuck the shit out of them though.

 

[goin on 4T]

the movie theater plays bollywoods....the auditoriums smell like curry
I feel for you dude

Do you smell like curry shirlz?
hmmmm shirlz and curry?

 

[shirlene29]

no...I approach it with fabreeze in one hand and lysol in the other...no joke

 

[Wulfgar]

I have a hemorrhoid and it's squat day.

Those are the worst.... wait till u have one rupture on ya

 

[shirlene29]

omg at the idea of hemorrhoids and double omg at the idea of them rupturing

how do they fuckin rupture???

Im off to google now

 

[WoodyO]

omg at the idea of hemorrhoids and double omg at the idea of them rupturing

how do they fuckin rupture???

Im off to google now

2 or 3 dozen kids and you've never had hemorrhoids?

 

[shirlene29]

no...I have veins and the butthole of iron apparently

on that line of thinking...with my first kid I was mortified the nurse wanted to see my pooper to check for hemorrhoids too
idk why that was more embarrassing to me than anything else

 

[WoodyO]

So, I guess you never dueced on the doctor or nurse while squeezing a baby out either?

 

[shirlene29]

I have no idea...I was way more interested in actually pushing

 

[Wulfgar]

no...I have veins and the butthole of iron apparently

on that line of thinking...with my first kid I was mortified the nurse wanted to see my pooper to check for hemorrhoids too
idk why that was more embarrassing to me than anything else

All girls have one of those until after they meet me

 

[mistaballoonhands]

no...I have veins and the butthole of iron apparently

on that line of thinking...with my first kid I was mortified the nurse wanted to see my pooper to check for hemorrhoids too
idk why that was more embarrassing to me than anything else

Checking for hemorrhoids is the least of your problems after shitting yourself pushing that kid out.

 

[Wulfgar]

Checking for hemorrhoids is the least of your problems after shitting yourself pushing that kid out.

If this thread actually stuck to topic about literally "the fucking of assholes" than kids wouldnt be an issue here

 

[mistaballoonhands]

If this thread actually stuck to topic about literally "the fucking of assholes" than kids wouldnt be an issue here

^5 bro

 

[ceo]

2 or 3 dozen kids and you've never had hemorrhoids?

I know! I've birthed 2 or 3 thousand giant turds and I have a couple myself.

 

[ceo]

no...I have veins and the butthole of iron apparently

on that line of thinking...with my first kid I was mortified the nurse wanted to see my pooper to check for hemorrhoids too
idk why that was more embarrassing to me than anything else

all the same, I should probably double check her work there.

 

[shirlene29]

pfft

 

[Jack steel]

My neighbor has a hot wife with a rawkin hawt body, so don't give a shit what they do long as she keeps tanning

This rockin? >>> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...0092292080932.303561.741280931&type=3&theater

 

[mistaballoonhands]

This rockin? >>> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?...0092292080932.303561.741280931&type=3&theater

Sure, if you wanna fuck a guy

 

[Jack steel]

lol i think someone's just intimidated i think it's intimidating and attractive at the same time. And... for the record, she looks like a girl... with better bf% than you

 

[mistaballoonhands]

She has a nice face but I like my lady curvy with big melons

 

[mistaballoonhands]

Plus at her bf, she'd be unable to produce my minions!

 

[pdaddyII]

Sure, if you wanna fuck a guy

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