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so my friend works at smart car and for some unknown reason he lets me of all people take it for a test drive .. now people wouldnt trust me with a household cockaroach but thats for another day .. so I get in this thing (gayest thing I have ever done for that thread) and start fuckin around. the the is a 2x4 so one thing leads to another and i am in the middle of a baseball field with a playground in front of me .. i blast the little 70hp engine and hit this embankment doing about 30 mph and take off like a rocket i must have got about 5-6 feet high and flew about 50 ft. when i landed the POS fell apart and there was a cruiser sitting there cuffs ready .. needless to say i was arrested and someone from the dealership had to come pick up the car i was test drving that was now in roughly 10 pieces ... fuck my life court in the am
