Friends With Benefits - Why Can't We Have The Cake And Eat It Too?

[Tytan]

This can only last 3 months at the most. After that, someone in the fake relationship will get attached and screw everything up.

 

[ceo]

Would you hit it?

you god damn right I would!! I got that yellow fever baaad!

 

[billfred]

Look - friends with benefits is just a fuck buddy..

If you like him, and and get along with him, you are no longer just friends.

In other words, the only real plutonic relationships are between people who are not sexually attracted to one another.

 

[ceo]

GD got it right. It's bad to say I realize, but girls I've dated that I slept with too quick, and while I didn't really get it at the time, in the back of my mind as soon as that happened, I was very much emotionally detached. I haven't been in this situation enough unfortunately, but I only go after girls I'm attracted to obviously so when one of them makes me work, I get really excited. Why? She ends up making me feel secure and I trust her - and then in turn want to make her feel the same way. In the past, other girls I usually just would rather sleep with than worry about. Is that a double standard? In my defense, it's fucking hard saying no as a guy sometimes. It kind of sucks I guess that it falls on the girl but, hey, it does. Guys have other responsibilities.

When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth...

 

[Hard-Bitten]

friends with benefits is just a disaster waiting to happen...it is always too complicated

Yeah, but when I'm in that mood... oh I need it!

 

[jh1]

Yeah, but when I'm in that mood... oh I need it!

You're definetly an alter.

 

[Nathan]

You're definetly an alter.

I agree. The unfortunate thing is she reminds me of way too many girls I've known over the years. I feel bad and don't want to tell her what has become of them, just in case she's real.

 

[patsfan1379]

I wonder how many skeevy PM's she's gotten from slimy EF C&C pervs.

 

[Nathan]

I wonder how many skeevy PM's she's gotten from slimy EF C&C pervs.

Maybe one of them will be this dream guy she's looking for. I bet he won't even mind she's sleeping with this other dude. The good ones never do.

 

[Hard-Bitten]

I agree. The unfortunate thing is she reminds me of way too many girls I've known over the years. I feel bad and don't want to tell her what has become of them, just in case she's real.

I'M REAL.