Freestyle Friday (come on in and test your skills)

[Phaded]

Today's agenda
Got the suitcase up in the Sentra
Go to room 112, tell em Blanco sent ya
Feel the strangest
If no money exchanges
I got these kids in ranges
Believe them niggas brainless
All they tote is stainless
You just remain as
Calm as possible, make the deal go thru
If not, here's 12 shots, we know how you do
Please make yo killins clean
Slugs up in between
They eyes, like True Lies
Kill em and flee the scene
Just bring back the coke or the cream
Or else, yo life is on the shelf
We mean this Frank
Them cats we f*ckin wit put bombs in yo moms gas tank
Lets get this money baby
They shady, we get shady
Dress up like ladies
And burn em with 30 380's
Then they come to kill our babies
That all out
I got gats that blow the wall out
Clear the mall out
F*ck the fallout
Word is Stretch, I bet they pu$$y
The seven digits push me
F*ckin real
Here's the deal
I got a hundred bricks, 14-5 a piece
Enough to cock a six by the house on the beach
Supply the peeps with Jeeps
Brick a piece
Capiche?
Everybody gettin cream
No one considered the leech
Think about it now, thats damn near 1 point 5
I kill em all I'll be set for life
Frank pay attention
These muthaf*ckas is henchmen
Renegades, if you die they still get paid
Extra probably, f*ck the robbery
I'm the boss
Promise you won't rob em, I promise
But of course you know I had my fingers crossed


I didnt plagarize, I swer

biggie is sick as fuck..

 

[samoth]

he still would of been convinced that he won

I dunno... I think the pwnership he would have experienced in this thread might have impacted him so deeply that he would have given up the fake persona and gone on to live a somewhat normal life.

Does Havoc even post here anymore? I haven't seen him in a long time. Him and Nathan must be blazin' it up and discussing spiritualistic implications of theoretical geometrodynamics.

 

[Lestat]

this was a great thread in its day

 

[beefybull]

Havoc and BeefyBull owned everyone in these threads.

Havoc had the upper hand in terms of pure comedy. Is this the paddlewheel of dicks thread?

I don't think Divergence coulda even stepped up to the plate more than one thread before Havoc and Beefy annihilated him.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

 

[Deterass]

Who's the dumbass that bumped this crap?

 

[HumorMe]

Who's the dumbass that bumped this crap?

Use scroll button

 

[ghettostudmuffin]

I'll splatter your brain matter like I'm droppin lyrics off a ladder
I'm mad like the hatter got you crying Jacob's ladder

what, You think you got nuts
My cats ballsack bigger than yours you prepubescent putz

I'm the lyrical don juan from washington state
Bitches tell me I'm the grestest so why the fuck can't I get a date

But enough of me, back to you
take your trailer park trash ass back to the zoo

You're a one hit wonder if I ever saw one
no wonder you can't get call backs from vh1

go outside and put your thinking cap on
and while you're at it go mow my fucking lawn

Now edge my garden real nice
or I'll have your sex changed over night and have you lookin like sportie spice

Actually that wouldn't be half bad
cuz then you be my bitch and give me hummers when I'm mad

go back to your cave cuz you sluffin
and leave the real lyrical poetry for ghettostudmuffin

 

[Deterass]

Use scroll button

It was that fucktard FZ.

 

[beefybull]

Titan of E-F Rap ready to abolish the crap
Smack back the wack and count some stacks
Bitches get catty then they wind up snitches
But we all know where they end up...DITCHES
Destroyin the opposition whenever it comes
With genius lyrics and the cleverest puns
That you've ever heard in yo goddamn life
Milfs in danger, I'm about to pop man's wife
She's the one cheatin, not me, so chill out
The reason I'm not eatin, cuz I got pills out
I love drugs mixed and I love thug chicks
You know the kind that straight love dick
Speakin of lovin dick, "Ghetto SM" does too
Next time you in San Fran, tell him fuck you
I could go on for forever like the E-Bunny
But I gotta stop now cuz this shit be funny

 

[from zero]

Beefy, homes it's Thursday
Think you can bring your rap play?
We usually fuck shit up tomorrow
I guess I can bring you some sorrow
Better break out the tissues
When FZ states his issues
Mothafucka you can't handle this, you
Take your high-on-weed self
An' put yo whack rhymes on the shelf
Emcee FZ be rappin wit stealf
Lurkin' in the shadows
Tearin' off yo mom's clothes
Shootin' jizz all over that ho
Can't hold my mojo
Splooge lodged in her septum
Bleedin' out her rectum
My sheets, bitch almost wrecked 'em
I'll put my mic aside
Don't think I need to hide
I want front row seats when these rap worlds collide
But it don't quite coincide
This shit's a rap homicide
Beefy's a chalk outline, that bitch's pride has died