Freestyle Friday (come on in and test your skills)

[MrMakaveli]

Bro what the fuck now
You ain't gettin no induction
To my rap fame production
This flow I'm conductin
Like electric
My rhymes is hectic
When you hear me rap, you're regret this
Dissin of From Z
Get off my territory
Go back to your crib
Have mommy read you a story
Cause you ain't big enough to be trippin
You'll always be second
Like Mike Jordan's Scottie Pippen


Meh, that sucked. I'm too tired today.

I'm retiring from the freestyle thread. It's been real yo.

Jay retires as the greatest alive
you spit some weak shit
and retire like "damn, at least he tried"
My flow can wet ni**az up like the red sea
and if you so much dare as respond, red will be the last thing you see
My rhymes are like landmines
blowin' weak motherfuckers to smitherines
turning Chat and convO into a murder scene
Talkin' like your jordan but in the words of Fab
I'm so fly, not even Mike seen the color Jordans I have
I'm the hottest rhymer alive, destined to be my fate
and I dont even have to be like Fitty and Kanye with a fucked up face
*MrMakaveli, profession? Post-writer
and for the right price, I'll even make YOUR posts tighter.* -Adapted from Mad-Skillz ghostwriter line, giving credit where it is due.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Get off my territory
Go back to your crib
Have mommy read you a story
Cause you ain't big enough to be trippin
You'll always be second
I'm retiring from the freestyle thread. It's been real yo.

Mr EsoB Founder
I lol and watch you flounder
on the ground and flipping aroun
Like a Philly Cheese Clown
I took your crown
Expressin my dominance
Livin in a state of prominence
Goin the extra mile
Rockin this thread with my style

Open the door to my cage
So you can feel my rage
Like a madman on stage
Time to end this phase
You wanna trip at the lip
Youze a muthalovin' hypocrit
Always trying to talk shit
Who the hell you messin wit?
Get yo wig split
Right down the middle
You are way too little
To satisfy your girl
So I rocked her world
Dont blame the players
Cause we got Game
It aint my fault
She thinks your rap is lame
I bought my girl a lexus
We rock it better in Texas
Never Off - Always ON
'til the break of dawn
Putting ryhmes togetha

no one can do it betta
Sexygirls ringin my bell
Sendin pics to my email
Pimpin, I never kiss and tell
Take a deep breath & count to ten
Sh4dowF4lcon is the champ again.

 

[beefybull]

I woke up too early today cuz I was hot
You know muthafuckas wanna know the plot
Here it is: Shadow gonna make more posts
When my post hits, I'm gonna make more toast
Janet gave me red karma becuz of this thread
Did I fuck her too hard? Or was it somethin I said?
Best believe I'm ridin Cadillacs like David Banner
You chumps be comin at me with yo' gay kid banter
Will I ever see an MC on the same level as me?
Custom watch so no one got the same bezel as me
I'm a bull and yall chimps, I'll win this one for you gimps
You get fucked in the ass - its why you walk with a limp

 

[from zero]

Fuck retirement, I'm ready to rock the mic
Bull, you and me, we's a lot alike
See, you get lots of hype
But I ain't talking that type
The bullshit you spit out of yo head
Gonna get yo lungs full of lead
You're misled
Eyes bloodshot red
From that shit you inhale
Thinkin you's Flo Nightingale
Who's gay ass you gon' rail
High as a kite, but you gon' fall like hail
Mothafucka you dreamin'
While I'm schemin'
Battlin' all my rap demons
Coverin' y'all faces wit my semen
So get the fuck off yo high horse
It's FZ you should endorse
Beep beep beep, that be Morse
Code for SHUT YO FUCKIN FACE
Zero will put you in yo place
You can't chase my rhymes
I'm like Michael Johson
Always winning the rap race

 

[jerkbox]

i think i blew my poetic load on yesterday's haiku thread

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Way back when
all this got started
I told you fools
I'm a make you look retarded
You kept pushin
and askin for more
With no regard to
To what F4lcon has in store
Swinging my hammers like cynderblocks
"Yo that F4lcon , he rocks!"
For the record, I straight clock G's
Time for you to get on deez
Steady bustin that lyrical ass
and now you got a limp
It aint my fault
I am the #1 Pimp
Its a race for second
Cause I got 1st, all locked up
You seem upset, like a sad little pup
I'm blasting away like a 12gauge pump
Dont hate me cause I am bustin that rump
Getting rid of bugs like citronella
Dont go away mad
just go away, little fella

 

[from zero]

Bump.

I'ma rap some shit later.

 

[hamstershaver]

thank god division never saw this thread

 

[samoth]

Havoc and BeefyBull owned everyone in these threads.

Havoc had the upper hand in terms of pure comedy. Is this the paddlewheel of dicks thread?

I don't think Divergence coulda even stepped up to the plate more than one thread before Havoc and Beefy annihilated him.


Sam

 

[hamstershaver]

I don't think Divergence coulda even stepped up to the plate more than one thread before Havoc and Beefy annihilated him.

he still would of been convinced that he won