Freestyle Friday (come on in and test your skills)

[SofaGeorge]

best thread ever

 

[deowal]

cows have utters
dont make me eat butter
on farms sometimes ppoeple brake in and the farmer shoots
them and then they run with there boots

some people drink water some people drink juice
but dont drink it if ur on a caboose

bandits tie down pretty ladies to tracks
but not if shes fat from big macs

peace out my niggaz

 

[vixenbabe]

Irie be wearing his body glove,
No wonder he can't get no love.
Looks like 44 pounds of junk
Stuffed in a 5 pound trunk.

Short and sweet,
You still don't have me beat.
Come on baby, I'm ready for your heat!

 

[tuc biscuit]

nigger please
I like cheese.

 

[Irie]

Irie be wearing his body glove,
No wonder he can't get no love.
Looks like 44 pounds of junk
Stuffed in a 5 pound trunk.

Short and sweet,
You still don't have me beat.
Come on baby, I'm ready for your heat!

I'm picturing you actually rapping this shite, pretty funny.

 

[vixenbabe]

lol....I'm the cutest old rapper in Ohio.

Irie gotta be leary,
Either that, or he's weary.

Can't put down a line,
For love nor sunshine.

Still stroking that 3 inch dong,
Thinking your King Kong?
Put down that bong,
Write me a song!

 

[Irie]

lol....I'm the cutest old rapper in Ohio.

Irie gotta be leary,
Either that, or he's weary.

Can't put down a line,
For love nor sunshine.

Still stroking that 3 inch dong,
Thinking your King Kong?
Put down that bong,
Write me a song!

lol

I'm tired of your raps
Girl can't you see
They are about as good as your damn recipes
Chessey eggs and hodge podge
That country ass shit
Watch some Emeril and get back to me trick

 

[vixenbabe]

LMAO!

I'm framing that , bitch!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Ahhhhhhh Shit! VB comin wit da Hard Shit

Step to the left step to the right
VB is creepin and keepin it tight
Utha Bruthas want to roll
But my girl VB is outta control
Bashin and smashin bustin niggas apart
No strain to the brain it comes from the heart
left right left right and your toothless
then ya say that VB is ruthless
everywhere we go they say damn!
F4lcon nVixen f*ckin up tha program


*head bobbin, straight mobbin*
*getta clue, it sucks to be you*

 

[milo hobgoblin]

..

One fish
Two Fish
Red fish