Freestyle Friday (come on in and test your skills)

[sh4dowf4lcon]

It's gonna take a dame to tame the lame,
All you fuckers move over,cuz your gonna be bled!
Irie spewing his rhyme,
He can't even tell the time!
Kicked to the curb with all your weak verbs,
Too stupid to even be disturbed.
Candles to the left of me,
Weed to the right,
Bet you wish you were as tight!

(I suck at this but it was fun) ;-)

Gather round'
Ther's a new kid in town
pound for pound we dominate the underground
gettin stupid, shootin arrows like cupid

roidology, makes me gag
reminds me of the DI Fag
you want to step
but your scared to move
c'mon in and bob yo head to the groove

Left to right and side to side
step to the mike and dont lose yo stride
you want to but cant
listen up now its time to rant

Tiger is a thread Whore
PooBear is a geigh bor
FZ fronting on the mike
he sounds like a 4yr old tike

Rollin with the Real G's
dont front on deez
I need room, to feel the breeze
Look up and see the F4lcon fly over
I got luck like a 4leaf clover
comin' strongest
and lasting longest
Aint it plain to see...
Sounds of the F4lcon and Ms VB

 

[Deterass]

rose are red violets are blue
this thread sucks
and so do you..................BAM......OWNED , LOL

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

rose are red violets are blue
this thread sucks
and so do you..................BAM......OWNED , LOL

bam!! OWNED!!! lol

 

[Dial_tone]

One for the money,
Two for the bass,
I've got nut all over my face.
K-Kick it fast,
Smack my ass,

....oh, shit. Wrong forum.

ROFL! Are there anymore where you came from?

 

[revexrevex]

Re: EF

wow bro that was good

welcome to elitefitness
this is george spellwins business
ef sam is a cute admin
ef alfredo be livin in sin

2thick is a mad mod
polishhammer listens to sod
wodin's job is to lock threads
revex cannot perform deads

coloncowboy used to be called bullit
curling really equals juicedmullet
slobberknocker goes to penn state
bodybyfinaplex needs to get laid

sofageorge is the king of all green
many members think code is mean
perkele posts naked pics of ladies
y-lifter and wife have made babies

spatts made shirts for midwest mad dogs
bfold likes to over head press logs
aap is cool but really queer
rsnoble is likely dead but drank beer

everyone knows about poyeboys gyno nips
nodaddyno occasionally has some witty quips
tiger88 makes alot of posts
anabolicmd is hated the most

massivegunz is big like tom henkz
killahbee is attracted to skanks
louden swain lives for oklahoma
whiteboy really equals da boner

citrucide knows about legal stuff
biteme and his headlock are tough
hansel is supposed to be from sweden
freeballinDC posted about the midatlantic meetin

casavant is now back
georgie24 says he has warts on his sack
ef chat & conversation can be fun
devastations post is now done

 

[beefybull]

Herbz and the bourbon, bout to have a bull swervin
I'm gettin perved son, I dont care what you say son
Killin muthafuckas with my mic like Freddy & Jason
Nothin better than pussy and the weed I'm blazin
Except maybe cash, it makes me relax like Xanax
When we gonna get crunk? The only thing to ask
Two footballs, Two mixed drinks, and Two big bowls
Outkast told ya fools cooler than cool is ice cold
Irie and Beefy B - heavyweights on the internet mic
And fucks cant be hatin cuz we're heavyweights in real life
I got my own style, I straight when to the lab to invent this
Dont make me wipe the floor with yo asses, I'm relentless

 

[Dooley]

Coolest thread ever.





That is all.

 

[Island Son]

my lines run worldwide like the equator
look up see the sun, island, none greater
fuck you up like George fucked the nation
mass destruction on devastation
massive gunz death weapons, pumped up naturally
laying down fire like you was in Cali
rhyming over, y'all, go run home
only man sicker is my fuckin' clone
Ninestein, Zeros, Ones, Thunderbirds
hit the falcon with lightning, chew some fried bird
cowboy chow down, i'm out, peace that's the word

 

[WarriorPL]

Word.

 

[from zero]

Didn't know this shit was still alive
You catch my jive?
I'll cut your shit like chives
Givin high fives
To spatts and BeefyBull for their mad skills
Paying the bills
Spittin lyrical shit for cheap thrills
Off my rap I live like a fish off its gills
Fuck y'all
Think you know it all
But when you step up to the mic
You can't make the call
Like a rock you fall
But Zero goes balls to the wall
Wit my mad styles and shit
Rippin mad rhymes like I'm wild and shit
And y'all can't get enough of it
To the hos, I'll mack my shit
Word is bond, to tha mothafuck
Y'asses be struck wit bad luck
Ya'll raps, they suck, make me feel like
I've been hit by a truck
I hear better rap from a duck
Glock glock, Zero be cappin
While the rest of y'all be nappin
Wit my bling bling
Don't even try to sing
Cause y'all are bitches
And can't match this thing
I lead you motherfuckers by the puppet strings

W-what what
Back it up now