Freestyle Friday (come on in and test your skills)

[sh4dowf4lcon]

You booty bouncers makin me ill
You need a good woman so you chill
It aint that hard to find a soft and sexy
Rollin in a benz or creme colored Lexus
In Texas, the ladies are long and lean
Hot to trot - know what I mean

Now pooh is frontin and poppin off @ the mouf
Fool chasing animals like that alien ALF
Talkin bout weeney this and weeney that
Somebody break him off with woofooball bat
I roll around with the top down
everywhere I look I see this Pooyebear CLown
Poohbear they call him
and he is gay
Poohbear they call him
whats he gonna say


Trippin and shit, dont even know
who he's f*ckin wit
and DI to the hartman
Trick you aint selling
betta get yo shit straight
before its too late
noone 2 make yo bail
for all I care you go straight to hell

just rollin and rymin along
bobbin' your head to my song
Tappin that ass with some talcum
Everybody knows its the sh4dowf4lcon

 

[ohashi]

Yo
Yo yo, yo yo
Yo yo yo yo yo yo
Yo yo
...
Yo.

Peace out.

 

[hardrock]

Traffic traffic
Feeling kinda car sick
Looking for my chapstick
There's a ford maverick

See thats a million dollar rhyme right there.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Yo
Yo yo, yo yo
Yo yo yo yo yo yo
Yo yo
...
Yo.

Peace out.

LAMO @ ohashi

 

[calveless wonder]

Yo
Yo yo, yo yo
Yo yo yo yo yo yo
Yo yo
...
Yo.

Peace out.

stop biting master p's lyrics

 

[vixenbabe]

It's gonna take a dame to tame the lame,
All you fuckers move over,cuz your gonna be bled!
Irie spewing his rhyme,
He can't even tell the time!
Kicked to the curb with all your weak verbs,
Too stupid to even be disturbed.
Candles to the left of me,
Weed to the right,
Bet you wish you were as tight!



(I suck at this but it was fun) ;-)

 

[ohashi]

stop biting master p's lyrics

Nigga say "Ughhh".

 

[Devastation]

EF

welcome to elitefitness
this is george spellwins business
ef sam is a cute admin
ef alfredo be livin in sin

2thick is a mad mod
polishhammer listens to sod
wodin's job is to lock threads
revex cannot perform deads

coloncowboy used to be called bullit
curling really equals juicedmullet
slobberknocker goes to penn state
bodybyfinaplex needs to get laid

sofageorge is the king of all green
many members think code is mean
perkele posts naked pics of ladies
y-lifter and wife have made babies

spatts made shirts for midwest mad dogs
bfold likes to over head press logs
aap is cool but really queer
rsnoble is likely dead but drank beer

everyone knows about poyeboys gyno nips
nodaddyno occasionally has some witty quips
tiger88 makes alot of posts
anabolicmd is hated the most

massivegunz is big like tom henkz
killahbee is attracted to skanks
louden swain lives for oklahoma
whiteboy really equals da boner

citrucide knows about legal stuff
biteme and his headlock are tough
hansel is supposed to be from sweden
freeballinDC posted about the midatlantic meetin

casavant is now back
georgie24 says he has warts on his sack
ef chat & conversation can be fun
devastations post is now done

 

[tiger88]

Lyrics sharper than an arrow
Pierce your bone marrow
Surgeon like precision
Always stay sterile
Keep it Old School
Like my name is Will Farrel
Standing next to me
You'll always look narrow
Just try me
You'll be done the Isleys
When battling my style
You'll need to choose wisely
Hoping so hard that you all will oblige me
Don't matter what color, ebony or ivory
Hey Elite Staff, give me back my smiley
Used to be Havoc but now I'm called Irie
Thinking that your close when you're nowhere beside me
Please make your retort to my rhyme kind of timely

peace

sorry bro this is ef not BET channel copy cat

 

[c-sharp minor]

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?