Freestyle Friday (come on in and test your skills)

[calveless wonder]

prepare to bear witness
to the freestyle king of elitefitness
where'd i come up this?
that ain't none of your business
from start to finish
leaving fools stuffed like Guiness

no need for introductions cuz you know it's the calveless
yes, most consider him a badass.
he comes correct
not from projects or blasting a tek
always in the kitchen, cooking up breasts
you can find me in the gym, blasting out sets

 

[from zero]

Anyone using Will Farrells name in a rap must be a white guy.

Don't be dissin my bor Ferrell
Yo ass will be starin down the barrel
Like an explorer
Anal Assplorer
Ridin anuses until they get sorer
Then throw them bitches out the door
or
Treat them like Ronnie Coleman
That bor is swole, man
Bigger than a whole ham
Or everyone combined from No Ma'am

 

[Irie]

White-Lite.

you got it Gayota

 

[Ashamed]

American fucktards playing on my screen
hemorrhoids and steroids make them mean
They don't know shit
they've never seen a fanny
there ability to talk shit is quite uncanny

 

[calveless wonder]

wanna see the cav?
just look for dimples and lactating nipples
it's quite simple you see
due to my enlarged prostate i constantly pee

i love horse hormones and it can't be denied
stick the needle in your ass and win the ultimate prize
i may have backne but i got the sickest tri's
for real, this ain't no lie

biotchhhhhhhhhh

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Just Coolin'

lol, "hymen"
nice shadow
This does not mean attack me yall. Just bust a flow yo.

I am not attacking you honey, just flowing ... rymin & rollin

 

[jerkbox]

i can't believe this weak ass shit i be readin
i'm about to run through this shit and leave your asshole bleedin
just like AAP do during a backdoor meetin
jam that shit in dry, no KY
you be lying in the alley in too much pain to cry
your rectum shattered into a million pieces
covered in blood and your own feces
realizing you just got ass fucked by a lyrical genius
now open your mouf bitch and clean off my penis

 

[IHateBrolies]

I wish my words would flow like gold
Intrinsically my teeth can't hold
The outer dimension we call higher
Bitches know I'm not a liar
Stab them diamond staph of fire
Too late is their hearts desire
Driving me to masturbate
Cunning fertilizes hate
To realize you need to visuallize
Your veins explode to digitize
Steal your life from the soul
That holds your life in gold
Flow because you lost your hold

 

[Bullit]

I really like food
you can call me dude
sometimes I'm rude
I like chix that are nude
burgers and fries
big pizza pies
chips and beef jerky
I like food, guys.



OWNED

 

[AAP]

I really like food
you can call me dude
sometimes I'm rude
I like chix that are nude
burgers and fries
big pizza pies
chips and beef jerky
I like food, guys.



OWNED

best lyrics ever!!