I don't need to adopt a dog, since you are already my bitch...
KAYNE, this

happens to be wiping his ass with your emotions and I am buying & selling your sefl-control for less than it's worth.
You know, it should go without saying, but since you are a troglodyte, I want to mention that I do not believe you....
I do not believe you have MANY 'phat'(dork) bank accounts.
I do not believe that you are intelligent.
I DEFINITELY do not believe that you have a fine girl.
The best was when you said you have 'many friends'...
...are we having insecurity issues here, honey???
I can see that fat-ass snaggle-tooth mother of yours looking down on you saying, "Oh, Wendell, the other kids REALLY do like you, they just tease you b/c they like you so much. Don't cry, pumpkin

".
BTW, KAYNE, I am 'the guy' who used to whip your ass in grade school, laugh like it was going out of style, then go out for pizza
And, Wendell, be careful with the sparklers this weekend down at Uncle Buford's swamp, I don't want you hurting yourself with one of them sparklers.
