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Compton City Schools has announced that its special Ebonics version of Windows XP, Retitled: "Dis Be a Fresh Window" has been leaked to several white suburbs, causing confusion for unsuspecting Caucasian users. There are numerous differences between Windows 98 and the Ebonics version. When opening the Ebonics version, the familiar Windows chime is replaced with a "phat getto track that melts 'em down wit dope-ass bass."

The opening screen features a Windows logo that is spray painted on a brick wall -- along with several gangsta signs, slogans and shout outs. On the main screen, My Computer is replaced with "Dis My Shit." The Recycle Bin has been replaced with a Goodwill dumpster. Internet Explorer shortcut reads, "Tittie & Booty Sites." If users are logged on to a network, the Network Neighborhood is replaced with "Da Hood."

Users have their choice of three animated screen savers: "Marquee," a lil' G spray-painting dirty words that move across the screen, "Mystify," a 15-year-old crack whore giving birth to 12 children on screen, or "Flying Bullets," a '64 Olds loaded with gangstas doing a desktop drive by.

Users of the Ebonics version will notice several command and dialog box changes:
Break Back In = Reentry
Aww Shit, Nigga = Error
U Betta Recognize = No
Itz All Good = OK
4 Real Doe = Yes
Hold Up, Dawg = Cancel
Do Dat Shit Again = Reset
Nigga, R U Crazy? = Are You Sure?
Hunt Dat Bitch Down = Find
Put A Cap In It = Delete
Games & Shit = Programs
Letter Shit = Documents

The Ebonics version comes standard with a special edition of Microsoft Works titled "Homie Essentials." The word-processing program greatly differs from the mainstream program. Several functions on the title bar have been changed:
Dat be Thang = File
I Be Seein' It = View
Put Sumpin In = Insert
Hook It Up = Format
Stuff I Ain't Need = Tools
Number Shit = Table
Break In = Window
What Da Fuck? = Help
 
LMAO

Included software:

gangsta_word.jpg
 
nycgirl said:
Why would you consider it racist? No different than the "redneck meet-up thread."
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starts a thread with- for our black members

then continues right on to ghettos, busting caps in people, and 15 year olds knocking out 12 babies, and spray painting dirty words on stuff.

I'm not exactly known for my political correctness, I've said worse things, but it's definately racist.
 
nycgirl said:
Why would you consider it racist? No different than the "redneck meet-up thread."
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agreed


IMO - often its not what is said by the way in which it is said
 
Golemnium said:
starts a thread with- for our black members

then continues right on to ghettos, busting caps in people, and 15 year olds knocking out 12 babies, and spray painting dirty words on stuff.

I'm not exactly known for my political correctness, I've said worse things, but it's definately racist.
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He didn't offend me, and I'm probably the only black female on C&C . If it bothers you, then I understand

Shadow - I agree with you 100%.
 
Golemnium said:
starts a thread with- for our black members

then continues right on to ghettos, busting caps in people, and 15 year olds knocking out 12 babies, and spray painting dirty words on stuff.

I'm not exactly known for my political correctness, I've said worse things, but it's definately racist.
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no offense...are you black??




Are you white??



if so...You crackin ass cracker....



^^Seem racist??


by your logic, I hope you say yes....
 
black white wtf does it matter...its funny shit

I have both black and white freinds

most of you that are offended here are probably white

if you are...chill the fuck out

if you are black and i offended you

i am truly sorry

But you have to admit that is some funny shit

also...one more thing

I LOVE THE BLACK MAN!!!!!!!
 
I have a client who is going through some emotional turmoil and she wrote a diary and she titled it DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN she's 11. god i love that girl
 
The Shadow said:
IMO - often its not what is said by the way in which it is said
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True, it's the intent rather than the content in most cases.

I think it's funny though, that most people who come up with this type of humour are those same ones who probably get punked on a daily basis by blacks.....whether it be at the gym, school.....life.




DIV
 
I'm not Condi Rice's brother or nothin , but I find it to se a stereotypical.
1. All black people don't like the word "nigga"
2. Some of us actually can enunciate words in the white man's version of English
3. I don't wear gold teeth or gold chains
4. I ain't no rap star (I am a fan of East Coast hip hop and been since 1978)

So I guess when you get the blue screen o' Death , a screen pops up sayin' you "lost in the system"???
 
gjohnson5 said:
I'm not Condi Rice's brother or nothin , but I find it to se a stereotypical.
1. All black people don't like the word "nigga"
2. Some of us actually can enunciate words in the white man's version of English
3. I don't wear gold teeth or gold chains
4. I ain't no rap star (I am a fan of East Coast hip hop and been since 1978)

So I guess when you get the blue screen o' Death , a screen pops up sayin' you "lost in the system"???
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LOL....

it amazes me how many people take this shit personally...
its a joke
 
nycgirl said:
He didn't offend me, and I'm probably the only black female on C&C . If it bothers you, then I understand

Shadow - I agree with you 100%.
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You are Black??????? Woah!!!!!!!!




RADAR
 
gjohnson5 said:
So I guess when you get the blue screen o' Death , a screen pops up sayin' you "lost in the system"???
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"got caught slippin' with your nose wide open"

musclemuscle said:
LOL....

it amazes me how many people take this shit personally...
its a joke
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gjohnson is black......but he's on the level, he's not really taking it that seriously. It's all about the context, but I wouldn't suggest you show that to any random black dude you see on the street......you may not like the reaction you get.






DIV
 
mountain muscle said:
Bunch of crazy cracka's.
especially you Divwigga.

Jokes ya'll. nothing but jokes.
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I still want to corrupt your avatar......

I want her sweet ass........





DIV
 
mountain muscle said:
Sorry Div she is latin and MINE.
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eh.....you dashed my greatest hopes and dreams, DoubleM.....:bawling:

Fantasies of bathing in cocao butter with her thighs perched on my shoulders......






DIV
 
DIVISION said:
True, it's the intent rather than the content in most cases.

I think it's funny though, that most people who come up with this type of humour are those same ones who probably get punked on a daily basis by blacks.....whether it be at the gym, school.....life.




DIV
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Its intent is to be humorous....lol

you guys need to lighten up
 
mountain muscle said:
When did you become black except in your own mind?

Lighten up, well if you do you will be even more of a wigga.

Divwigga.

Yep.

WTF is a nugga? I am not.
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You're a nugga because I said you were.......that's it.

I love your moody nature......it's kinda cute to see.

At times I imagine you are the female in your avatar......and fantasize about how'd I'd like to work out your behavioiural issues....




DIV
 
I was offended because you addressed it to blacks, as if there aren't a few Eminem wannabe's around here....and 95% of the people laffing at it are white. The joke was funny (albeit old)....the delivery sucked.
 
Dial_tone said:
I was offended because you addressed it to blacks, as if there aren't a few Eminem wannabe's around here....and 95% of the people laffing at it are white. The joke was funny (albeit old)....the delivery sucked.
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Agreed but not offended and the delivery did suck.

Eminem wannabe's....god they are everywhere.
 
DIVISION said:
You're a nugga because I said you were.......that's it.

I love your moody nature......it's kinda cute to see.

At times I imagine you are the female in your avatar......and fantasize about how'd I'd like to work out your behavioiural issues....




DIV
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Divwigga wannabe, I seriously think you're gay. As much as you flirt with me and say what you want to do to me all under the guise of the girl in my avatar.
You, buddy need to work on some issues. Maybe the time in the army had a profound effect on your sexual tendancies, maybe they were the reason you joined and feel compelled now to profess your masculinity through male hormones. Either way I am not cute, you are not ghetto and nugga is some stupid ass word you made up and have no explanation for using.
BTW, I am cute, your girlfriend even said that. Thanks wiggette.
Anytime you grow a sack and want a job in the oilfield, I will call some ladies i kow who deliver parts to the men out here and maybe they will let you come see what real men do for a living, cutie. :chomp:
 
The Shadow said:
no offense...are you black??




Are you white??



if so...You crackin ass cracker....



^^Seem racist??


by your logic, I hope you say yes....
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I'm white.
I'm not offended by cracker though, I simply don't know what the hell it means.
 
mountain muscle said:
Divwigga wannabe, I seriously think you're gay. As much as you flirt with me and say what you want to do to me all under the guise of the girl in my avatar.
You, buddy need to work on some issues. Maybe the time in the army had a profound effect on your sexual tendancies, maybe they were the reason you joined and feel compelled now to profess your masculinity through male hormones. Either way I am not cute, you are not ghetto and nugga is some stupid ass word you made up and have no explanation for using.
BTW, I am cute, your girlfriend even said that. Thanks wiggette.
Anytime you grow a sack and want a job in the oilfield, I will call some ladies i kow who deliver parts to the men out here and maybe they will let you come see what real men do for a living, cutie. :chomp:
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Come here you sexy bitch.......you've got gorgeous eyes..... :qt:




DIV
 
Golemnium said:
thats just some model in that av div.
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I'm being facetius.......settle down Golemn.....

I know it's not him, I just know it pesters him that I think it is......




DIV
 
mountain muscle said:
Nah, it is me. and no it does not pester me. Wigga :qt:
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God, you're such a hot pale bitch! I love your brown eyes, how they contrast your skin.......that shit's bangin', girl.

Come here.....:evil:





DIV
 
The Wenis said:
division and mountain muscle sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g

get a room :chomp:
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I wish......MM is fuckin' hot......I would tenderize her sweet ass.....:lmao:



DIV
 
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