For Hire!

[samoth]

Just hope you are never in his position.

Every day is a struggle to not join the local gang and get addicted to drugs, man.

It's okay, though. I just poast defensive internet webtweets when I can't get a job in a specialized industry in a small WI town with no legitimate skills or education, then cry for anonymous people to console me with "it's okay" and "you're awesome!" even when such vapid, unsubstantive bullshit doesn't help me in the least.

 

[redshirt27se]

Every day is a struggle to not join the local gang and get addicted to drugs, man.

It's okay, though. I just poast defensive internet webtweets when I can't get a job in a specialized industry in a small WI town with no legitimate skills or education, then cry for anonymous people to console me with "it's okay" and "you're awesome!" even when such vapid, unsubstantive bullshit doesn't help me in the least.

wowolololol

 

[Crocodome]

Wow, 40! (Yeah, that's not impressive. You sound lazy.)

We need to know moar about your skills and qualifications, education, etc. So far you've given no reason anyone should hire you. Is english your second language or something?

You meant "English," you smug prick.

 

[Rachel...lol]

You meant "English," you smug prick.

WTF newbs and guys from AAS coming all up into C&C acting like they own the shit. This thread makes me LOL.

 

[Wilcox]

Every day is a struggle to not join the local gang and get addicted to drugs, man.

It's okay, though. I just poast defensive internet webtweets when I can't get a job in a specialized industry in a small WI town with no legitimate skills or education, then cry for anonymous people to console me with "it's okay" and "you're awesome!" even when such vapid, unsubstantive bullshit doesn't help me in the least.

Its funny you think your so e-hard.

 

[calveless wonder]

I'm from WI. Fourty is a pathetic number. You're not trying hard enough. And yes, anyone who's not a poor owns a car; it's WI, not Manhatten. Surely you're not *only* looking in WI, because that'd just be fucking stupid.

Photophop and Microsoft? Sounds like hobbies, not something enmployers have a demand for. And drop the sob story about your parents; that's an autoding for anyone looking to hire employees.

You need two things: 1) legitimate skills that are valuable and in demand, and 2) better marketing skills. If you come across to potential employers like you do here, it's no wonder why you're unemployed.

Dude. Get off your soapbox. He's an ex con with no resources trying to turn his life around.

Stop viewing life from your very fragmented perspective of it.

 

[calveless wonder]

Every day is a struggle to not join the local gang and get addicted to drugs, man.

It's okay, though. I just poast defensive internet webtweets when I can't get a job in a specialized industry in a small WI town with no legitimate skills or education, then cry for anonymous people to console me with "it's okay" and "you're awesome!" even when such vapid, unsubstantive bullshit doesn't help me in the least.

Not everyone has the same upbringing. I'm sure you have a supportive family, he didn't.

You've lived possibly the most sheltered , cookie cutter and mundane life on here. You're in no position to give anyone a perspective on world view.

If you're serious about turning from mr chemist into mr business, you should really learn how to talk to people. No one wants to deal with a smug know it all asshole.

 

[bren565]

wilcox.. how much money do you need bro.

 

[machine23]

wilcox.. how much money do you need bro.

I think he said $450..

 

[Smurfy]

I said if anyone is interested in a designer I would be glad to show them my work.

English is not my second language. Seeing as how I'm in chat and conversation I could give a shit how my grammar is right now.

Ive worked with Photoshop for around 8 years now or so.

I am Microsoft Certified. I could not afford school because my parents somewhat abandoned me when I was 18. I was taking college classes for Web design and graphic design when I was in high school.

40 is impressive when you live in wisconsin. Sorry that not everybody has a car.

I live in Wisconsin and when I was out of work, I applied for over 100 jobs! Different field/qualifications though. I applied for 20 jobs alone at the company that finally hired me. Persistence pays off!
I'm sorry you're on hard times. Where in WI are you located?