I said if anyone is interested in a designer I would be glad to show them my work.
English is not my second language. Seeing as how I'm in chat and conversation I could give a shit how my grammar is right now.
Ive worked with Photoshop for around 8 years now or so.
I am Microsoft Certified. I could not afford school because my parents somewhat abandoned me when I was 18. I was taking college classes for Web design and graphic design when I was in high school.
40 is impressive when you live in wisconsin. Sorry that not everybody has a car.
I'm from WI. Fourty is a pathetic number. You're not trying hard enough. And yes, anyone who's not a poor owns a car; it's WI, not Manhatten. Surely you're not *only* looking in WI, because that'd just be fucking stupid.
Photophop and Microsoft? Sounds like hobbies, not something enmployers have a demand for. And drop the sob story about your parents; that's an autoding for anyone looking to hire employees.
You need two things: 1) legitimate skills that are valuable and in demand, and 2) better marketing skills. If you come across to potential employers like you do here, it's no wonder why you're unemployed.
