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yellowperil
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MikeMartial
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Mine was in jest. Yours was in bad taste. Learn the difference.
yellowperil
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MikeMartial said:
Let me get this straight...
Putting up a VIDEO OF DJIMBE getting his ass handed to him by a 175lbs BJJ guy is bad taste?
I would have thought a thank you for showing the truth would have been more appropriate.
yellowperil
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yellowperil said:
Nice.
Djimbe
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my typical Speil :
Post From Knowledge . I "Grappled" for 35 min , and there was only 88 seconds to make me "look bad" with ?
1) My First BJJ class EVER
2) This was a BJJ CLASS , not a "Freefight" where Im using my own MA skills . This is ME LEARNING whatever it is you see me doing from others .
3) I did EXACTLY what I was TOLD to do . No such thing as a Bad Student , Only a Bad Teacher .
4} I was sick as heck that day and had to end the class early due to having the Chocolate Squirts . Most of the time you see here is me just before a Pottie Filling .
5) If you dont think that the BLATANT Racism in that Videos Intro was an Indicator that the editing was "Skewed" to mke it look a certain way , then I feel bad for you .
6) I think the UFC is a waste of Time because they pay you Nothing for WAY too much work . Yould make a better living as a TrashMan , Postman , or Bus Driver , and other ppl wouldnt Punch you in the Face !
7) any time you want to see if you can lift my GYM BAG , please come out to Allentown , PA . Im not hard to find . You think making fun of genetics is funny ? Rulon Gardener , Mark Hunt , Cabbage , and Tank Abbot arent Calvin Klein Models either . Some ppl were born bigger than others . But call me fat to my Face and Ill Roll your Car over for you . Ad Ill Dunk on you any time you like , sonny - because Im SURE youre not up for a Freefight , bareknuckle/no gear on concrete , right ?
Post From Knowledge . I "Grappled" for 35 min , and there was only 88 seconds to make me "look bad" with ?
1) My First BJJ class EVER
2) This was a BJJ CLASS , not a "Freefight" where Im using my own MA skills . This is ME LEARNING whatever it is you see me doing from others .
3) I did EXACTLY what I was TOLD to do . No such thing as a Bad Student , Only a Bad Teacher .
4} I was sick as heck that day and had to end the class early due to having the Chocolate Squirts . Most of the time you see here is me just before a Pottie Filling .
5) If you dont think that the BLATANT Racism in that Videos Intro was an Indicator that the editing was "Skewed" to mke it look a certain way , then I feel bad for you .
6) I think the UFC is a waste of Time because they pay you Nothing for WAY too much work . Yould make a better living as a TrashMan , Postman , or Bus Driver , and other ppl wouldnt Punch you in the Face !
7) any time you want to see if you can lift my GYM BAG , please come out to Allentown , PA . Im not hard to find . You think making fun of genetics is funny ? Rulon Gardener , Mark Hunt , Cabbage , and Tank Abbot arent Calvin Klein Models either . Some ppl were born bigger than others . But call me fat to my Face and Ill Roll your Car over for you . Ad Ill Dunk on you any time you like , sonny - because Im SURE youre not up for a Freefight , bareknuckle/no gear on concrete , right ?
Well, I for one found Djimbe's video impressive enough. It's the guy's job to give someone a bad time, esp. if it's your first day. Those other guys in the background are only just learning how to engage, and they're still falling out. How can there be ownage in a training clip?
Damn, Djimbe, you're one big dude. UFC might not pay as much as some other things, but there's something to be said for doing something you like. In any event, and you know as well as myself, your the best judge of how to use the gift given to you.
Damn, Djimbe, you're one big dude. UFC might not pay as much as some other things, but there's something to be said for doing something you like. In any event, and you know as well as myself, your the best judge of how to use the gift given to you.
yellowperil
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Nice smoke screen Djimbe.
1. You were not sick, you gassed out to having no cardio.
2. You challenged Matt Thornton's teachings, he gave you a brown belt to show you what's up.
3. You talked mad shit about shutting down grapplers with your 400lbs of kungfu fighting. You lied.
1. You were not sick, you gassed out to having no cardio.
2. You challenged Matt Thornton's teachings, he gave you a brown belt to show you what's up.
3. You talked mad shit about shutting down grapplers with your 400lbs of kungfu fighting. You lied.
Djimbe
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fortunatesun said:
Right !
Its not like he would fare as well against me in the first day at what I do !
yeah , and Id NEVER make UFC Weight Requirements ... Id have to lose more than a whole PERSON ! Ive tried that before , I feel all Weak and Emaciated .
UFC might not pay as much as some other things, but there's something to be said for doing something you like. In any event, and you know as well as myself, your the best judge of how to use the gift given to you.
Oh , dude , if its just "For The Love Of The Game" or whatever , by ALL means follow your Passion ! I LOVE Fighters that say "This Is what I love to do" I cant STAND Fighters that say "This Is The ONLY way !" I mean , how long has Boxing been tooting that horn ? A LONG time ! MOST of the things in MMA WONT work for MOST ppl . Thats just that . The fact is that Conditioning and Athleticism is a HUGE part in the success of whats going on , as is , usually , Age . my 68 year old aunt aint Supexing anything ! And MAs were made to equalise the playing field between the Trained and the Brutish , IIRC .
They don't allow Superheavyweight in MMA events? Maybe you should try WWE. The pay is better also.
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WWE? Fucking lame. Sorry, but I hate wrestling.
It's not wrestling, it's sports entertainment. (Parental discretion advised.)
Djimbe
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fortunatesun said:
Cap in the states is about 265 or so . Its actually prety low . I think I was there in my teens sometime . 15-16 perhaps .
WWE is too much time Travelling . I dont know how those guys do it . You basically give up any sembalance of homelife or Routine that you could ever hope to have , but true enough the pay for the Heavy Hitters is way better . I suppose its about Priorities .
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yellowperil said:
IF that WERE the case itd make you look MORE stupid , not less .
Its the fact that you cant see that thats funny , in fact .
Umm , Yeah , and My opinion DID change , SLIGHTLY . I dont think hes any Great Teacher , but I also dont think hes running a McDojo . His student was MILDLY Competent in his bailiwick .
The funny part is you thinking you know what happened by them ONLY showing me as I was about to Tire . You see the WHOLE vid , you see who REALLY got tooled . *Hint : It WASNT the BLACK guy !*
Umm , no , I didnt , and IF you see me doing ANY Kung Fu techniques on the vid , feel free to point out what they are , and the M:S that I do so on the video . I was VERY compliant , and I did ONLY what I was told to do . Nothing more , and nothing of my own . It was PURE BJJ , as Taught by Matt and Luis . You have a problem with ANYTHING that I did , please Blame the Instructors , not me .
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For as much as me and djimbe battle on this forum, if it was his first day who cares? I was a heavy weight golden gloves boxer, all-state football player and currently am playing college football and the first day I did bjj I got my ass handed to me by guys as small as the guy in the vid, and I weigh 290 lbs. Now take that guy and put him in a boxing ring or a football field with me and he'll probably get hurt. The vid proves nothing except that djimbe was new to bjj.
Djimbe
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gjohnson5 said:
What I cant figure out is what these Idiots think they are going to get for their Efforts . I mean , I honestly think Ive gotten MORE respect since they started this mess than I had in the last howeverlong ive been ON this board ! Did they think that I was just going to ru8n off and neverPost again ? The Vids an OBVIOUS Snow Job , and the WORST of what I did and Im STILL getting Compliments on some of my moves ! NTM that , well , it was my First BJJ lesson , I didnt eve know the POINT of BJJ ! Its not my Specialty , Big Whup . does that mean that Luis is going to beat me in a fight ? Really ? You keep living the Dream , kids ! And please , TAKE your BJJ Brown Belts up against EVERY dude that looks like "Bubba" from Prison at eery opportunity .
See you in the Obits !
But I digress , I just wonder what these Tools think theyre Accomplishing exept PROVING to people that I DO have an Open Mind enough to try something out before criticising it , and that I DONT live in a Shoebox . Why do they think that they would be making me "look Bad" ? WHats bad about that ?
But Ive NEVER given out a piece of bad adice , and when Im PROVEN wrong I admit it readily , and learn from it . I mean , they like shouting at me , but why ? Because I tell the truth ? They never argue with my POSTS either , its always Personal attacks on my Learning Disabilities , Looks , or the fact that I study CHINESE MA ! WTF ? Who cares about that crap ? Its just wierd .
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