First, let me take a selfie!

[bigbassturd]

What's wrong with you guys? I'm the furthest North and I'm not wearing socks today! What happened to flip flops and board shorts??

it's called a job

 

[digimon7068]

Towing my boat like a boss?

i wanna motorboat smurf...that's not cheating, right?

 

[caligirl85]

it's called a job

lol a little hung over today?

 

[wootoom]

i wanna motorboat smurf...that's not cheating, right?

No..different states bro

 

[-SD-]

No..different states bro

get ready for a surpriiiiiiiiiiissssssseeeeee

 

[Sluggerp]

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Need a shave selfie


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[sexyMFer]

Need to stop making stupid faces selfie

 

[Sluggerp]

Need to stop making stupid faces selfie

Normal face - vile selfie

Stupid face - solid 4/10 selfie


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[sexyMFer]

don't backtalk me boy

 

[Strongbow]

Towing my boat like a boss?

You need to tow your ass to George's office and get my got damn plat back

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[kx250rider]

I'm right on the line for those, digi. Next year, will likely take the awful plunge!

I've been holding out too. I can't read without glasses unless I hold the book out with my arms fully extended, but with the reading glasses I can't see anything but a blur 10 feet away. So I need those "old lady" glasses that are wide, short rectangle lenses that sit on your cheeks

Charles

 

[miplank]

 

[WoodyO]

great pic

 

[cindylou]

thanks

 

[ha1a1]

correct

 

[nangiggles]

YaaaaaaaaaaaaY!

 

[PICK3]

one of you two is hawt as fuggg


just sayin'

 

[Strongbow]

That mitch is one handsome guy

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[digimon7068]

very nice...and your pupils look to be on point...

 

[ha1a1]

That mitch is one handsome guy

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Gary. Without the R.

 

[nangiggles]

Gary. Without the R.

Lololol

 

[cindylou]

That mitch is one handsome guy

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he is

 

[wootoom]

Had the boat out today

 

[-SD-]

Oh look at me im on the lake

 

[WoodyO]

Boat's & Ho's?

 

[-SD-]

Boats & Borscht

 

[nangiggles]

Oh look at me im on the lake

On a fucking Monday!

 

[C0LUMB0]

On a fucking Monday!

nan did you fuck on " fucking monday " ??? i did

 

[nangiggles]

As a matter of fact I did!

 

[Strongbow]

As a matter of fact I did!

Did you use two fingers or your fist?

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[WoodyO]

I wanna fuck myself

 

[caligirl85]

Pics?

 

[caligirl85]

This is a selfie thread afterall!

 

[kx250rider]

Here's one of a different nature... Taken last night; about to be all sliced open with no sedatives or anesthetic to stop a trickle hemorrhage in my chest. Whole story and video link in my thread here: http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/g...l-gyno-surgery-morning-round-2-a-1363133.html

Charles (with a slightly less-cocky attitude, and with an "I'm a damn idiot" expression) ...

 

[miplank]

^ew

 

[nangiggles]

OMG plank use a different angle or something

 

[miplank]

stop fishing for a cock pic you filthy fucking pervert; please respond!

 

[nangiggles]

lol I mean it's the same type of pic, give or take a white or black tshirt, it's always that or tacky ass socks

 

[miplank]

it's a selfie thread you dumb bish; don't bother responding I'm so gotdam mad.

 

[nangiggles]

your selfies are boring

 

[cindylou]

he just posted one with both of us in it

 

[cindylou]

you love him

 

[nangiggles]

no YOU love him

 

[cindylou]

I do but so do you. It's so obvious

 

[nangiggles]

he doesn't give me anything more than a semi

 

[miplank]

Getting a fresh haircut.


Will post pics.



From the same angle.




Fuck you nan.

 

[-SD-]

Can I My New Haircut?

 

[ugotmale2day]

Gayness continues

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[wootoom]

Loololol

 

[miplank]

Fuck everyone

 

[cindylou]

hi handsome xx

 

[AFeedz]

Fuck everyone

Click it or ticket.

 

[miplank]

hi handsome xx

hey babe!

 

[miplank]

Click it or ticket.

I was in park, lol!

 

[miplank]

maybe reverse...i can't remember now.

 

[wootoom]

Please wear your seatbelt and please respond

 

[digimon7068]

hi handsome xx

hi

 

[miplank]

hi

Not you grandpa. Fuck off, please respond.

 

[MyOtherAlterIsInPurgatory]

If it steers it clears

 

[Aplopez8]

Zoolander only had one pose

 

[digimon7068]

Not you grandpa. Fuck off, please respond.

you're so mad...

 

[WoodyO]

 

[kx250rider]

What did you do?

___________________________________________________

Here I am this morning; a little better shape than Tuesday night on on the operating table. Lost a ton of swelling yesterday and last night (the bad kind; hopefully still swoll in the good way when this is all over)...

Charles

 

[WoodyO]

What did you do?

self harm selfie

 

[PICK3]

self harm selfie

 

[WoodyO]

Fude

 

[digimon7068]

What did you do?

___________________________________________________

Here I am this morning; a little better shape than Tuesday night on on the operating table. Lost a ton of swelling yesterday and last night (the bad kind; hopefully still swoll in the good way when this is all over)...

Charles

you know...you have a real scott weiland kinda look going on...more jacked...but very reminiscent.

 

[kx250rider]

you know...you have a real scott weiland kinda look going on...more jacked...but very reminiscent.

Thanks... Good compliment! I was an STP fan (sort of) in the 90s.

self harm selfie

Charles

 

[wootoom]

you know...you have a real scott weiland kinda look going on...more jacked...but very reminiscent.

Get a fucking room

 

[ha1a1]

Lesbians are more likely to have a hormone imbalance.

 

[WoodyO]

Citationings?

 

[kx250rider]

Lesbians are more likely to have a hormone imbalance.

LOL That explains a few things... I have a BAD hormone imbalance, and my wife is a tomboy. So let's say I'm a Lesbian trapped in a male body, who likes straight women.


Charles

 

[ha1a1]

LOL That explains a few things... I have a BAD hormone imbalance, and my wife is a tomboy. So let's say I'm a Lesbian trapped in a male body, who likes straight women.


Charles

Nope. You're a faggot with a butt plug by the sounds of things.

 

[nangiggles]

Nope. You're a faggot with a butt plug by the sounds of things.

Kx250 is a good egg so fuck YOU

 

[wootoom]

Piss off bitch

 

[WoodyO]

Fuck everyone

 

[ha1a1]

Be right back I have to do a vinyasa. Please contact your mom for any correspondence.

 

[kx250rider]

I was confused, so I hit Webster's Dictionary... Evidently, I'm a piece of kindling wood (faggot), and I have a crimp-on single wire connector (butt plug)

Charles

 

[miplank]

You had to look those 2 words up?

 

[kx250rider]

You had to look those 2 words up?

Actually it just sounded better to say that ...

Charles

 

[digimon7068]

Be right back I have to do a vinyasa. Please contact your mom for any correspondence.

i don't know what that is and i'm knot gonna take the time to look it up...butt it sounds gay as fuck...enjoy...you french by any chance?

 

[caligirl85]

I was hoping someone would look it up so I wouldn't have to.

 

[WoodyO]

It's a yoga term. Not sure of the exact meaning.

 

[digimon7068]

It's a yoga term. Not sure of the exact meaning.

i'm guessing it has something to do with sucking cock??

 

[WoodyO]

i'm guessing it has something to do with sucking cock??

Isn't that the whole point of yoga? To get flexible enough to suck your own cock and not have to worry about meeting someone you really connect with ever again?

 

[digimon7068]

Isn't that the whole point of yoga? To get flexible enough to suck your own cock and not have to worry about meeting someone you really connect with ever again?

i'm guessing he's practicing on other cock's until he can reach his own...he's entirely too involved in the whole homo thing to not be a full-on, flaming, bone-smuggler...

 

[WoodyO]

I'm typing this in the downward dog position

 

[caligirl85]

I'm typing this in the downward dog position

Lololol

 

[digimon7068]

I'm typing this in the downward dog position

pics or this never happened, please respond...

 

[WoodyO]

pics or this never happened, please respond...

 

[digimon7068]

now that's down, dawg!!

 

[ha1a1]

Bad ass.

 

[nangiggles]

Boom

 

[caligirl85]

Boom

That made my morning! Lol

 

[wootoom]

Wow that was really fucking gay

 

[miplank]

fix your messy ass hair

 

[wootoom]

More like, fix your fucking life

 

[nangiggles]

fix your messy ass hair

Just woke up in the pic

 

[WoodyO]

Just woke up in the pic

You sleep until after noon

 

[nangiggles]

Took it at 9, i slept in because im off today due to overtime

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