First, let me take a selfie!

[AFeedz]

Lol!

Nah, no dipping my pen in company ink.

Just a serious compatability issue.

Oddly enough, she's been super cool about letting me have the kud and we haven't had any problems since she moved out

Too lazy to go read the last few pages. Are you and your wife splitting? I'm super sorry to hear that.

 

[bigbassturd]

Yeah.

Summary: we split, I can't spell 'kid' and noone fuckin cares. The end.

 

[miplank]

Fuck off and post a selfie

 

[sexyMFer]

Or give me your wife's number

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm drinking at the park

 

[sexyMFer]

On the swing?

 

[bigbassturd]

No but now that you mentioned it I will

I'm under some shitty little pavillion looking thing because it's hot as a motherfucker

I just realized how much I look like some kind of rambling bum out here

FML

 

[bigbassturd]

Drunk park selfie!

 

[Faizakafez]

I didn't know they had indoor parks.. are the swings in the door way or the basement?

 

[dabuffguy]

I didn't know they had indoor parks.. are the swings in the door way or the basement?

He's under a pavilion you fucking idiot.

 

[bigbassturd]

Jesus what a tool


Do you know what the fuck a pavilion is?

 

[Faizakafez]

Jesus what a tool


Do you know what the fuck a pavilion is?

settle down drunkie

 

[dabuffguy]

settle down drunkie

You have no room to talk, you low-life piece of shit.

 

[bigbassturd]

I bet your short ass still gets carded

 

[Faizakafez]

I bet your short ass still gets carded

lololololol- and that's a bad thing..

don't wait in line like a chump- so no

 

[Faizakafez]

You have no room to talk, you low-life piece of shit.

you and your EF big brother roll

 

[bigbassturd]

*role

You fucking idiot.

 

[dabuffguy]

you and your EF big brother roll

*role


Wtf are you even talking about?

Gtfo and die on a rhino cawk.

 

[Faizakafez]

11

 

[dabuffguy]

have another drink in the park like a 14 year old

All I heard from this is:

"I watch under aged boys in the park."


Jealous because most of them are taller than you?

 

[Faizakafez]

All I heard from this is:

"I watch under aged boys in the park."


Jealous because most of them are taller than you?

read not heard


should get that checked out

says the drum teacher and baseball coach lololol

 

[dabuffguy]

read not heard


should get that checked out

says the drum teacher and baseball coach lololol

It's a figure of speech you brainless turd.

What do you do?

Screw whores on camera for a few bucks. Very admirable of you. A highly productive and contributing member of society right here.

 

[dabuffguy]

And here you are polluting one of the best threads in EF chat history yet again with your stupid bullshit.

Fuck off.

 

[Faizakafez]

It's a figure of speech you brainless turd.

What do you do?

Screw whores on camera for a few bucks. Very admirable of you. A highly productive and contributing member of society right here.

settle down fat boy- you have hard on for me..

So chill out

you live in your parent basement like a faggot

end of story right there

 

[Faizakafez]

continue thread

 

[bigbassturd]

Christ


I take like 3 weeks off this bish and I come back to a banned CEO, banned Rnchscam, and now you guys are letting full on fags take over

The fuck happened around here?

 

[Faizakafez]

Christ


I take like 3 weeks off this bish and I come back to a banned CEO, banned Rnchscam, and now you guys are letting full on fags take over

The fuck happened around here?

Don't forget you becoming an alcoholic

 

[bigbassturd]

I been drinking green tea all gotdam day

 

[Faizakafez]

I been drinking green tea all gotdam day

lol
ololol

 

[nangiggles]

Drunk park selfie!

Omg bluest eyes ever! <3

 

[caligirl85]

Intervention underway

I knew something was off with him. I could feel it.

Sorry to hear it bbt.

 

[WoodyO]

I just ate the best pastrami on rye ever. I wish I had taken a selfie with it.

 

[miplank]

Can I have that camera you bought her?

 

[bigbassturd]

Omg bluest eyes ever! <3

are you hitting on me?

 

[bigbassturd]

I knew something was off with him. I could feel it.

Sorry to hear it bbt.

i'll give you something to feel

 

[bigbassturd]

Can I have that camera you bought her?

yeah for 2150

 

[dabuffguy]

yeah for 2150

21.50 ?

 

[bigbassturd]

21.50 for the lens cover

 

[WoodyO]

Why doesn't scrubs post here anymore? We can straighten her out.

 

[bigbassturd]

With peen drawings?

 

[miplank]

yeah for 2150

fude!

 

[wootoom]

Why the fuck do you keep deleting your posts?

 

[wootoom]

Stay the fuck out of my thread

 

[wootoom]

 

[caligirl85]

i'll give you something to feel

promises, promises

 

[nangiggles]

are you hitting on me?

Maybe...

 

[bigbassturd]

So is it now appropriate to poast dix pix?

Or should I wait?

 

[caligirl85]

It's appropriate. Right nan??

 

[WoodyO]

I think you've waited long enough

 

[wootoom]

Toty!!!!

 

[AFeedz]

Dick selfies?

Sounds awkward.

 

[sexyMFer]

they're not that awkward

 

[sexyMFer]

after a few you get into it

 

[sexyMFer]

like a dick model

 

[nangiggles]

It's appropriate. Right nan??

I'm no Dick expert...

 

[WoodyO]

I think there has been more pictures of my dick than my face.

 

[miplank]

I take a lot of dick selfies

 

[WoodyO]

I take a lot of dick selfies

Do you hold the camera low and get both your face and dick in the pic?

 

[miplank]

I switch it up, but yeah..


matter of fact i got a couple like that on my phone I took the other night. haha

 

[PICK3]

Toty!!!!

agreed!

 

[cindylou]

And how'd you call it Cindy?

I suspected something was wrong/going on at home that's all

 

[MyOtherAlterIsInPurgatory]

I just took a 3 foot shit

 

[wootoom]

Be hahahaahahahaha

 

[wootoom]

I can't fit my cock on a selfie

 

[Sluggerp]

Let's see some fucking selfies en


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[nangiggles]

Half asleep selfie, don't wanna get up today

 

[wootoom]

Arab?

 

[nangiggles]

Arab?

I'd make a great Muslim woman, cuz no one can see my body under a burka(sp?)

 

[nangiggles]

Arab?

Mooslim?

 

[nangiggles]

Fuck you can see some hair in the top, now dabuff won't take me as a 6th wife and will come lash me ohoh

 

[Strongbow]

Mooslim?

I've had some Mooslim poosie before. They love you long time if they think you gonna protect them from Saddam BinLaden.

 

[wootoom]

Gross

 

[wootoom]

Gross

 

[nangiggles]

Gross

You're so mean!

 

[Strongbow]

Gross

It's better than goat poosie

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[cindylou]

Fuck you can see some hair in the top, now dabuff won't take me as a 6th wife and will come lash me ohoh

lolololololololololo!!!!

 

[dabuffguy]

Mooslim?

Mooslim selfie:

 

[wootoom]

 

[wootoom]

My gf says I'm as dark as a mooslim lol

 

[kx250rider]

Kx is ripped....I always wanted to ask you, are you a kx250rider?

I've had that username here and on other forums for 15 years, and honestly I only keep it so people can find me. I still hit the track once in awhile, but I just don't have the drive to keep the skills up anymore. Besides, too many other things I want to do, and too little time. I still have my '01 KX250 in CA, which is the last year you're allowed to have a green sticker on a 2-stroke. My wife's KX100 is an '03, and she got a red sticker when the did the ban, so we can't ride together except at certain times of year (the fun was killed by the EnviroNazis). And trying to ride in TX isn't much fun (90 degrees and humid (or raining), and mesquite thorns in the arse.

Can I swing from your nipple rings bro?

OUCH! You'd rip my stitches out Explanation here:
http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/g...l-gyno-surgery-morning-round-2-a-1363133.html

It already feels like they've been used as tow hooks! YES I put them back in as soon as the surgeon turned his back

Charles

 

[miplank]

 

[miplank]

 

[WoodyO]

http://i58.tinypic.com/118odts.jpg

 

[caligirl85]

Half asleep selfie, don't wanna get up today

I felt the same way!!

 

[AFeedz]

You scensy so hard.

 

[miplank]

lol, that's the kids bathroom...


You'll notice there are 2 scensy's there...one on the counter and on the wall.


Bulb burned out on the wall one and needed a backup one for a night light for abby and well..that turned into never replacing the bulb.

 

[dabuffguy]

Check out these badass socks, lol.

 

[miplank]

black socks?


kill yoself

 

[caligirl85]

What's wrong with you guys? I'm the furthest North and I'm not wearing socks today! What happened to flip flops and board shorts??

 

[caligirl85]

Not you Mitch..that wouldn't go with your jacket! lol

 

[WoodyO]

I'll be in my board shorts by noon.

 

[wootoom]

 

[dabuffguy]

black socks?


kill yoself

I have white socks too.

Diversify biotch.

 

[digimon7068]

my first pair of bifocals...

 

[caligirl85]

I'm right on the line for those, digi. Next year, will likely take the awful plunge!

 

[WoodyO]

Uplink underground, uplink underground. If you say that one more time, I'll uplink your ass, and you'll be underground!

 

[Strongbow]

I can't fucking post pics till I get my plat back man get on that shit bro

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[digimon7068]

I'm right on the line for those, digi. Next year, will likely take the awful plunge!

it's going to take me a while to get used to tilting my head around hahaha

 

[nangiggles]

What's wrong with you guys? I'm the furthest North and I'm not wearing socks today! What happened to flip flops and board shorts??

it's +90 and I'm wearing socks

 

[wootoom]

Towing my boat like a boss?