Firetruck

[Redrocker13]

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet.

The wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat..

The firefighter walked over to take a closer look. 'That sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little partner,' the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '

The little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren.'

 

[Strongbow]

This thread is like more geigh than you're last one. GEEEEEESSSSHHHHHHH

 

[Redrocker13]

Then don't read my threads little boy

 

[Strongbow]

Give me a million Karmaz and I'll laugh at your jokes.

 

[Redrocker13]

You laughing isn't worth a half a glass of phlegm. It's a simple C&E of mind over matter Hillbilly. I don't mind cuz you don't matter. Besides, it would take too long to elevate the firing of your neurons to get you to a level of understanding necessary for you to get it. I don't have that kind of time. Or patience.

 

[Strongbow]

I said give me your god damn karma mutha fucker

 

[axismundi]

The topic is funny as 3 hours ago I told a colleague I want to shit in a firetruck

 

[Redrocker13]

I said give me your god damn karma mutha fucker

(yawn) Hillbilly, you're about as worriesome as a cloudy day.

 

[Strongbow]

OK diffrent approch. Give me your god damn karma mutha fucker, Please>

 

[miplank]

can I have a million karmaz?

 

[Strongbow]

redrocker give Plank a million k and me too now before we start bombing your ass

 

[Redrocker13]

OK diffrent approch. Give me your god damn karma mutha fucker, Please>

Ok, different response. No. You're welcome.

 

[Redrocker13]

Plank got karma cuz he asked nicely.

 

[miplank]

I got karma?

 

[Redrocker13]

Not enough to make a dent in that swollen bank account of yours but ya got all I could shoot.

 

[miplank]

gay

 

[Redrocker13]

Not in this lifetime. Guys are fugly!

 

[Redrocker13]

And yes that includes you and especially SB!

 

[miplank]

I'm a sexy muthafucka

 

[Redrocker13]

Only when you're beautiful wife closes her pretty eyes

 

[miplank]

Only when you're beautiful wife closes her pretty eyes

*your

 

[Redrocker13]

busted

 

[miplank]

loloololo

 

[Redrocker13]

By the way, a belated Happy Birthday to YOUR crumb cruncher.

 

[miplank]

thanks...


he wanted me to tell you to give him 2 million karma for his birthday.

 

[Strongbow]

I know I'm fucking sexy, I get poosie thrown at me 24/7

 

[Redrocker13]

Elementary schools don't count. I know they do in Georgia. But that doesn't count either.

 

[Strongbow]

Elementary schools don't count. I know they do in Georgia. But that doesn't count either.

Pussy is pussy bitch nugga

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

strongbow damn bro hahahaha

 

[Strongbow]

Indeed

 

[Redrocker13]

Pussy is pussy bitch nugga

Spoken like a true hillbilly. Where the men are men and the livestock is fair game.

 

[Redrocker13]

thanks...


he wanted me to tell you to give him 2 million karma for his birthday.

Since I missed his B-day, maybe next year.

 

[Strongbow]

Spoken like a true hillbilly. Where the men are men and the livestock is fair game.

I didn't say one word bout fucking your mom nugga

 

[Redrocker13]

^^^LMAO!! She doesn't want your redneck ass either!

 

[miplank]

Loloo

 

[Strongbow]

^^^LMAO!! She doesn't want your redneck ass either!

Ask your wife if shes been fucking teh livestock bro, by livestock I mean my horse cock

 

[miplank]

^^^LMAO!! She doesn't want your redneck ass either!

You know gutdamn well she isn't the slightest bit picky

 

[Strongbow]

Indeed

 

[Redrocker13]

Ask your wife if shes been fucking teh livestock bro, by livestock I mean my horse cock

You keep swinging and missin' hillbilly. Not married. And your my lil pony pee wee only impresses the kids. Yeah it's a horse but only in principle. Keep swinging cupcake.

 

[Redrocker13]

You know gutdamn well she isn't the slightest bit picky

Neither was your wife...obviously.

 

[Strongbow]

Neither was your wife...obviously.

Okay bitch you can insult me, but not my boy Plank. You want some of me nugga, you wanna go a couple rounds with teh bad guy?

 

[misguided03]

That joke is fucken funny

 

[Redrocker13]

Okay bitch you can insult me, but not my boy Plank. You want some of me nugga, you wanna go a couple rounds with teh bad guy?

You're wandering out into the tall grass sweetie. Go back inside and watch some spongebob. You'll feel better.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

lulz

 

[zwhit]

thread of the week potential

 

[miplank]

You're wandering out into the tall grass sweetie. Go back inside and watch some spongebob. You'll feel better.

It's pretty fuckin' gay for one dude to call another sweetie...




just sayin'

 

[miplank]

Neither was your wife...obviously.

I dunno if you've heard, but i'm a sexy mafucker.

 

[Redrocker13]

I dunno if you've heard, but i'm a sexy mafucker.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are relentless Plank!! More karma for you tomorrow bro!

 

[Redrocker13]

It's pretty fuckin' gay for one dude to call another sweetie...




just sayin'

Close your eyes, put your thumbs in your ears, break wind and clear your mind. Then maybe the joke will become clearer. I'm rootin' for ya!

 

[miplank]

everytime I see you post I think of the "red rocket" episode on southpark....

 

[miplank]

Close your eyes, put your thumbs in your ears, break wind and clear your mind. Then maybe the joke will become clearer. I'm rootin' for ya!

so what you're telling me is you have a pussy...

 

[Redrocker13]

so what you're telling me is you have a pussy...

You really should have finished fourth grade. Your reading comprehension would have been sooooo much better.

 

[miplank]

ngr plz...


you know damn well i'm smarter than you.

 

[Redrocker13]

ngr plz...


you know damn well i'm smarter than you.

Not on your best day cupcake.

 

[miplank]

we'll see about that

 

[Redrocker13]

Are you gonna show us your coloring book?

 

[miplank]

nah man...I found this picture of you with some of your artwork and you win bro.

 

[misguided03]

U got my vote for thread of the week

 

[PICK3]

Red Rocket for Resident Mo!

 

[PICK3]

so what you're telling me is you have a pussy...

pics?

 

[Redrocker13]

pics?

Lmao! The droid is dying. See you doods tomorrow. Sweet dreams!

 

[miplank]

He is gonna go draw some more pictures.

 

[Strongbow]

Lmao! The droid is dying. See you doods tomorrow. Sweet dreams!

Damn I knew Ohio suxed I didn't know that didn't have electricity yet

 

[miplank]

This broke ass bish doesn't even have a computer. Lol

 

[Strongbow]

I didn't know you could get a Droid prepay.

 

[miplank]

We need to pass the collection plate around for him.

 

[Redrocker13]

Hey look kids, its Bebo and Bozo the clowns! America really is the land of opportunity because even a couple of classless twits like Plank & SB can find purpose and be useful. Sometimes anyway.

 

[miplank]

You just get back from rent a center with a new laptop?

 

[Redrocker13]

LMAO!!! Okay, that was pretty good. You're still getting karm'd tomorrow. Jerk.

 

[miplank]

Lol