Finish this sentence: You know life sux when....

[chefbone]

....you call a suicide hot-line and they put you on hold!

Go!

 

[Sub-Zero]

nobody loves u

 

[Megalomaniac]

You create the thread "the longest drought"

People find your cell phone pics

You are headed to training and won't get laid for a while!

I could go one forever on this one!

 

[chefbone]

You create the thread "the longest drought"

People find your cell phone pics

You are headed to training and won't get laid for a while!

I could go one forever on this one!

Dude...Your at Bragg.....There are a lot of hoochies around there!

 

[Megalomaniac]

you start a thead called 'the longest drought' and then get respones like 'Dude...Your at Bragg.....There are a lot of hoochies around there!'










jk. I do fine and I don't stay around here very often when I'm off.

 

[Basic_wonder]

you jump off the bridge and live ....

 

[chefbone]

you start a thead called 'the longest drought' and then get respones like 'Dude...Your at Bragg.....There are a lot of hoochies around there!'










jk. I do fine and I don't stay around here very often when I'm off.

LMAO........I heard that there is a bar around there that has $.05 beers.

 

[silverfish]

you jump off the bridge and live ....

You try and blow your head off with a shotgun and freak at the last second. Only to live life with half a face and wipe slobber from your "chin" for decades to come. True story.

 

[stilleto]

You're the shadow and you get owned by me....

 

[Lestat]

you can't get it up!

 

[jrlex]

....you call a suicide hot-line and they put you on hold!

Go!

You've taken the worlds biggest dump..I mean alpine status...and there's no toilet paper.

 

[The Shadow]

You're the shadow and you get owned by me....

Bastard

 

[stilleto]

Bastard

they make medication for people with your problem bro.

 

[BOWTECH]

When you see your grandmother naked and you get a hard-on!

 

[silverfish]

When you see your grandmother naked and you get a hard-on!

That's sick bro!

 

[jrlex]

you guys....fucken crack me up.

 

[shamrock11]

When your old lasy leaves you for the girl next door.

 

[wootoom]

jump out of a plane without a parachute

 

[Saintinistic]

..you think it would be funny to fart in a crowded elevator, but shit yourself instead

 

[The Shadow]

they make medication for people with your problem bro.

yep..hos

 

[MILF69]

When the Christmas party "Who's Coming" list comes around and you're the last to get it but the first to realize that your going to be the Christmas party loser this year because you're the only one with no date and you have to put the number "1" after your name so everyone knows how pathetic you are...fuck!

 

[PBR]

when youre on interstate 5 behind a 66 VW micro-bus for the next 500 miles....

 

[chewyxrage]

You wake up in the hospital surrounded by 3 doctors and your parents crying...