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[Bikini Mod]

interesting thread we got goin on here

OK so now we got the jello, the baby oil and the kiddie pool... and alcatraz wrestling roadwarrior. So what you bringin to this stellar event?

 

[the_alcatraz]

Well you've obviously never blown chunks of it out of your nose.

I want details.

 

[roadwarrior]

OK so now we got the jello, the baby oil and the kiddie pool... and alcatraz wrestling roadwarrior. So what you bringin to this stellar event?

whoa whoa whoa....traz is a good bro and all but I'm not getting all oily with him.

 

[Bikini Mod]

I want details.

OK... but I am thinkin you will be disappointed.

I was in summer camp, if memory serves I was like 12 or so and my best friend at the time was making me bust a gut, not unusual as almost EVERYTHING will make me bust a gut... so anyways, we were eating our desert which happened to be green jello. She said or did something (can't remember what it was now) just as I put a mouthfull of the wobbly green delite into my mouth and I shit you not, I didn't even get a chance to chew that stuff. I was laughing so hard (God forbid I just spat or swallowed the stuff... but if I had spat it out I would have MAJOR gotten in trouble. Magyars are VERY big on table manners, even at camp) anyways... I was laughing SO HARD that that shit got forced up through and out of my nose - came out in chunks.

The site was so bizaare and obviously uncontrollable and because everybody liked me and new I was a good kid that was nearly always laughing at something, I didn't get in trouble for that MAJOR table faux pas.

All I remember is that shit BURNED my nose.

 

[Bikini Mod]

whoa whoa whoa....traz is a good bro and all but I'm not getting all oily with him.

Not even for me?

 

[jvilma51]

i'll throw down in some jello....i'm comfortable with my sexuality

lol

as long as i get the girl in the end

 

[roadwarrior]

Not even for me?

welllllllllll........ I'll leave it up to 'Traz but I have to ask my wife for permission.

S

 

[Bikini Mod]

i'll throw down in some jello....i'm comfortable with my sexuality

lol

as long as i get the girl in the end

Dunno bout the girl gettin part seein as how I am happily married to the Grumpy Old Biker Bastard depicted in my avatar, but I am bettin we could have some fun while I smacked you boyz on the bum!

 

[Bikini Mod]

welllllllllll........ I'll leave it up to 'Traz but I have to ask my wife for permission.

S

Both your wife and Traz's can rest assured that you are in good hands wif me... as I always keep them to m'self.

... well except for the part where I smack you boyz on the bum for a job well done, not much different then what ya'll done in the end zone... is it?

 

[jvilma51]

lol haha well i am not yet happily married but happily girl friended up....

i'll still throw down in some jello tho....

i just donno how she would feel about it