Female Ducks Evolving to Avoid Endowed Males

[EnderJE]

Female Ducks Evolving to Avoid Endowed Males : TreeHugger

There's a joke in here somewhere...

 

[mrplunkey]

It means Pick3 has a chance at poon, even if it is duck poon.

 

[-SD-]

It means Pick3 has a chance at poon, even if it is duck poon.

the pwnage is true, pure, and good.

 

[puddlemonkey]

lol

 

[PICK3]

the pwnage is true, pure, and good.

meh

 

[mrplunkey]

There once was a lad named Pick3
Whose phallus was as small as a pea
He was down on his luck
So he tried out a duck
And finally satisfied was he

... and the duck is still saying: "Is it in yet?"

 

[PICK3]

There once was a lad named Pick3
Whose phallus was as small as a pea
He was down on his luck
So he tried out a duck
And finally satisfied was he

... and the duck is still saying: "Is it in yet?"

One day when the sky was blue
down the road the shit wagon flew
it hit a bump and a cry was heard
Mr. Plunkey was hit by a flying turd

 

[miplank]

lolololo

 

[PICK3]

So this guy goes to a whore house ...

He meets the madam and gives her $50 and she directs him to a room with a beautiful young girl ... he takes care of business.

Next day he comes back and tells the madam that he has to get off but he only has $10 ... she directs him to a room with this old fat ugly bitch ... he get's a nut.

Next day he comes back and tells the madam he has to get off but he only has $1 ... she directs him to a room with a duck. He precedes to bang the duck as it quacks and feathers fly all over the place.

Next day he comes back and tells the madam that he only has 25 cents. She ponders it for awhile and directs him to this room where several guys are peeping through a peep hole. He pushes his way through and at his delight he watches 2 gorgeous lesbians getting down. He tells the other fellows ... this ain't bad for 25 cents.

They respond ... you should have been here yesterday. They had some guy in there fucking a duck.

 

[miplank]

So this guy goes to a whore house ...

He meets the madam and gives her $50 and she directs him to a room with a beautiful young girl ... he takes care of business.

Next day he comes back and tells the madam that he has to get off but he only has $10 ... she directs him to a room with this old fat ugly bitch ... he get's a nut.

Next day he comes back and tells the madam he has to get off but he only has $1 ... she directs him to a room with a duck. He precedes to bang the duck as it quacks and feathers fly all over the place.

Next day he comes back and tells the madam that he only has 25 cents. She ponders it for awhile and directs him to this room where several guys are peeping through a peep hole. He pushes his way through and at his delight he watches 2 gorgeous lesbians getting down. He tells the other fellows ... this ain't bad for 25 cents.

They respond ... you should have been here yesterday. They had some guy in there fucking a duck.

lololololololololo

 

[PICK3]

lololololololololo

olololololrecycledololololol!

http://www.elitefitness.com/forum/chat-conversation/so-guy-goes-whore-house-368587.html

 

[puddlemonkey]

old old joke, wtf?

 

[PICK3]

old old joke, wtf?

 

[mrplunkey]

Now Pick3 was not that endowed
But his passion could not be kowtowed
As he gave it a fuck
The duck made no pluck
While his suitor whimpered aloud

 

[PICK3]

 

[PICK3]

Now Pick3 was not that endowed
But his passion could not be kowtowed
As he gave it a fuck
The duck made no pluck
While his suitor whimpered aloud

Mr Plunkey lured the duck to his cawk with bread crumps against its will

but to the duck's disappointment his slither of manhood

wood not fill the bill

 

[PICK3]

eventually the duck gave in to Mr Plunkey's advances

and at that magic moment you could hear him howl

Mr Plunkey sat back, lit a cigarette and reflected ...

that wasn't so fowl

 

[mrplunkey]

Now Pick3 blew his load in a flash
In an act that's not worth a rehash
The duck gave a snicker
As he then tried to lick her
Our boy's got a thing for used gnash

 

[EnderJE]

You're both doing Leaping Lanny Poffo proud!

 

[chris302001]

75th's asian penis + duck = fits like a glove?

 

[PICK3]

Now Pick3 blew his load in a flash
In an act that's not worth a rehash
The duck gave a snicker
As he then tried to lick her
Our boy's got a thing for used gnash

Knot being an expert of Duck anatomy

Mr. Plunkey dove way too low with the intent of pleasing his new feathered friend

he finally arouse picking off duck shit that thickened on his upper lip

and exclaimed, why that does knot taste like chicken!

 

[mrplunkey]

Knot being an expert of Duck anatomy

Mr. Plunkey dove way too low with the intent of pleasing his new feathered friend

he finally arouse picking off duck shit that thickened on his upper lip

and exclaimed, why that does knot taste like chicken!

Now you've just given up!

WTF???

 

[PICK3]

Now you've just given up!

WTF???

ololololol!

you win



again

 

[chris302001]

 

[miplank]

lololololo

 

[PICK3]

lololololo

olololololol!