Feel free to lol at my misfortune

[digimon7068]

Yep, white. I'll send you a vag shot if you want.

 

[digimon7068]

woah!! seriously?

wow! you're worst nightmare has come true!!

except that if it happens, i bet you're going to wonder how you ever thought your life was complete before.
so... uh.. i'm sorry, and congratulations.

what she said ^^^

 

[jnevin]

Oh man... Welp, welcome to the club.

 

[the_alcatraz]

what if she gets triplets?

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

You can start buying clothes now.

 

[javaguru]

As if I needed more reason to hate on women. She was using something called nuvaring, birth control. Well, I can usually feel it inside of her when we're together. With nuvaring you have it in for three weeks then out for one week. I noticed multiple weeks in a row she didn't seem to have it in, or at least I couldn't feel it. I inquired about my findings, she said it was messing up her cycle so she went on the pill. Stupid stupid me. Couple days ago I asked to see the pills she's supposedly on, she has none. She tells me birth control isn't 100%, I tell her its 0% if you don't actually take it. I request to see some sort of document showing she filled a prescription or something. I'm pretty sure you can't just walk in and buy birth control pills off the shelf. She has no document. Stupid stupid me.

I can't believe you made a nOOb mistake like that. Never trust a wiminz, a vasectomy is your friend.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

Sorry bro. But I TLL YA ONCE YOU SEE THE US well maybe not you but once you see the baby... wll maybe not you... well your fucked man. LOL



Your gunna fall in love with that baby.

 

[Raptorex]

Runaway to California like most there have done.

 

[BlueBird]

While I would certainly never condone what this woman has done...YOU should have taken some responsibility and worn a condom (don't believe what anyone says to you, especially an EX). Sorry about your situation.

 

[Raptorex]

lol @ having sex and thinking a bambino is a surprise

THERE IS NO STORK BOYS!