Feel free to lol at my misfortune

[Raptorex]

I thought I treat my baby fair
Now she's kiddin' all in my hair
If I get her in my sight
Boom boom! out go the lights

 

[xrsist]

I'm pretty sure puddles will be writing a monthly child support check.

poor bloke.

iv had almost the same thing happen

threw the bitch in the car and drove her down to the abortion clinic

when we got there, there was abortion protesters at the entrance being pushed back by security, i told them to get out of my face as i pushed her in

later that afternoon problem solved

dropped her at her mums and left

the best $180 iv ever spent

 

[MichaelScott]

thats why i keep it in my pants

 

[BBR100]

poor bloke.

iv had almost the same thing happen

threw the bitch in the car and drove her down to the abortion clinic

when we got there, there was abortion protesters at the entrance being pushed back by security, i told them to get out of my face as i pushed her in

later that afternoon problem solved

dropped her at her mums and left

the best $180 iv ever spent

You could've just pushed her down the stairs

 

[Raptorex]

strippers are so much more responsible.

 

[ceo]

start telling her how fat she looks.

 

[Raptorex]

tell her to make the bed and pick that quarter off the floor already!!@##

 

[xrsist]

You could've just pushed her down the stairs

yer righto, ill remember that next time

 

[javaguru]

Imagine down the road when she moves in her unemployed musician boyfriend and that check helps buy their booze and weed.

 

[MichaelScott]

thats why butt-sechs is underrated in my opinion