Favorite Simpsons quotes?

[calveless wonder]

hahaha...all good ones so far. especially the ralph ones

one of my favs

Carney's son when he's on the school bus
"I sleep in a drawer".

"That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!" - Homer

"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"- Ralph

" I start fires (in ralph's voice)" - Bart's classmate when the simpsons move to a new town

 

[bigdollarallo]

From who shot Mr.Burns:

Kent Brockmen(reporting)
In our town of Springfield there are 3 to 4 shooting deaths a day..
until today none of them have been important..

talking about when Mr.Burns got shot.

 

[Spanky11]

OK, Simpson's fiends, I have a question (and supposedly only a true fan knows this)>>>>>

What does it say at the opening credits when the shop assistant scans Maggie over the cash register...what does it say on the price read-out?

 

[ZKaudio]

well spanky...
On the Simpson's 138th Episode Spectacular show, it read "NRA-4-EVA"
However, the cash register normally says $847.63, a figure once given as the amount of money required to raise a baby for one month in the United States.

 

[Spanky11]

well spanky...
On the Simpson's 138th Episode Spectacular show, it read "NRA-4-EVA"
However, the cash register normally says $847.63, a figure once given as the amount of money required to raise a baby for one month in the United States.

oohhhh, you're good

 

[Hengst]

well spanky...
On the Simpson's 138th Episode Spectacular show, it read "NRA-4-EVA"
However, the cash register normally says $847.63, a figure once given as the amount of money required to raise a baby for one month in the United States.

THANK YOU !!!

 

[bigdollarallo]

awright heres one?

in what state are the simspons from, springfield, ??????

 

[TexasPower]

North Takoma according to Homer's driver's license. But in another epiosde I remember hearing Kentucky.

 

[TexasPower]

Oh yeah and my favorite line is when Ralph is playing in the ocean and picks up a jellyfish. After being bit he floats away on his back saying, "I'm going to Africa. I'll see lions, tigers, Santa Claus..."

 

[PCxPete]

grampa simpson: of course back then we called suitcases swedish lunchboxes, but i was the only one who knew that

homer: ah boy, look at those suckers back on land with their "laws" and "morals" they know nothing of the simple joys of a monkey knife fight / moe: ooo he aint pretty no more!

ralph: i cant belive i used to go out with you.

the amount of times me and my ex have used that one on each other. priceless!