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the nature boy
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ask ralph a question or say something to him and ralph wiggum will have something intelligent to say to you.
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Favorite Simpson's Guest Star/Infrequent Character?
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polarpixie
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I just tried that....
polarpixie: Can I pet you?
Ralph Says...: Would you like to pet my cat?
polarpixie: No...I would like to pet YOU Ralph. So Can I?
Ralph Says...: Once my daddy told me yes and I said no. Daddy, I wet my pants.
polarpixie: Oh. Does your daddy wet his pants too?
Ralph Says...: They were in the closet making babies
polarpixie: Can I pet you?
Ralph Says...: Would you like to pet my cat?
polarpixie: No...I would like to pet YOU Ralph. So Can I?
Ralph Says...: Once my daddy told me yes and I said no. Daddy, I wet my pants.
polarpixie: Oh. Does your daddy wet his pants too?
Ralph Says...: They were in the closet making babies
Re: I just tried that....
Ralph: "The principal and the teacher were in the closet making babies...and I saw one of the babies...and the baby looked at me"
Father Wiggum: "The baby looked at you?" LMAO
Also: Comic Book Guy: "There is no emoticon for what I am feeling!"
I think those were quoted right, but you get the point. I LOVE THE SIMPSONS!
ND
polarpixie said:
Ralph: "The principal and the teacher were in the closet making babies...and I saw one of the babies...and the baby looked at me"
Father Wiggum: "The baby looked at you?" LMAO
Also: Comic Book Guy: "There is no emoticon for what I am feeling!"
I think those were quoted right, but you get the point. I LOVE THE SIMPSONS!
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Tha One CrumCake
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Although Simpsons is Great.
Nothing can Compare to The Family Guy.
Funniest cartoon to ever strike the planet.
Simpsons is second, followed by Heathcliff.
Nothing can Compare to The Family Guy.
Funniest cartoon to ever strike the planet.
Simpsons is second, followed by Heathcliff.
Keyser Soze
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I love the one where Mr. Burns was at the doctor:
Dr. - Mr Burns we found that you have every disease known to man, and 7 new disease that we just found, in you!
Mr. Burns - So I'm going to die?
Dr - Well, actually all the diseases are offsetting each other.
Mr. Burns - So you are saying I'm invincible.
Dr. - Oh God no! even the slightest chan..
Mr Burns - invincible...
Dr. - Mr Burns we found that you have every disease known to man, and 7 new disease that we just found, in you!
Mr. Burns - So I'm going to die?
Dr - Well, actually all the diseases are offsetting each other.
Mr. Burns - So you are saying I'm invincible.
Dr. - Oh God no! even the slightest chan..
Mr Burns - invincible...
You will "praise" me for what I am going to bring here! Nobody tought about it!
Do you remember the gay? Homer was hanging with him until he found out he was gay. He also tought his son was gay and finally he accepted him after the gay saved his like along with Barney and Moe's lives. Moe answered: Thanks you mr. gay. I'll do anything you want...Anything!!
The other one was also an hilarious episode. The simpson familly is watching a Zoro movie at the theatre. At the end of the movie; Homer does like Zoro and slaps people in the face with a glove. Homer: I challenge you to a dual!
Really funny!
Or the one Lisa and Bart are playing a hockey game against each other. They are fighting in their bedroom and Marge comes in and breaks the fight teaching them a moral lesson. Homer comes in and breaks everything Marge did by saying: That's right competition! I want you to fight for the love of your parents! Fight! fight! fight! (Homer is flashing the light in the bedroom)
The episode where Homer becomes a big brother. He is teaching his little brother the names of the stars.
Homer: This is Billy the cowboy. (pointing a star)
little boy: Wow, you know lots of things big brother Homer.
Also when he comes to register as a big brother:
the lady: why do you want to join?
Homer: (in his head) don't say vengeance! don't say vengeance!
Homer: (loud) Vengeance! d'oh!
lady: ok, you're accepted.
The episode when Bart becomes a scout. Ned Flanders and Homer are in the same boat and are lost because Homer made a paper hat with the map.
Homer: Look Bart; we have to save the food. So you have to take only little bites at the time. (homer starts eating slowly and then starts eating everything he finds really really fast) Bart, Ned and his boys have to restrain him by force.
There's tons of good episodes!
Do you remember the gay? Homer was hanging with him until he found out he was gay. He also tought his son was gay and finally he accepted him after the gay saved his like along with Barney and Moe's lives. Moe answered: Thanks you mr. gay. I'll do anything you want...Anything!!
The other one was also an hilarious episode. The simpson familly is watching a Zoro movie at the theatre. At the end of the movie; Homer does like Zoro and slaps people in the face with a glove. Homer: I challenge you to a dual!
Really funny!
Or the one Lisa and Bart are playing a hockey game against each other. They are fighting in their bedroom and Marge comes in and breaks the fight teaching them a moral lesson. Homer comes in and breaks everything Marge did by saying: That's right competition! I want you to fight for the love of your parents! Fight! fight! fight! (Homer is flashing the light in the bedroom)
The episode where Homer becomes a big brother. He is teaching his little brother the names of the stars.
Homer: This is Billy the cowboy. (pointing a star)
little boy: Wow, you know lots of things big brother Homer.
Also when he comes to register as a big brother:
the lady: why do you want to join?
Homer: (in his head) don't say vengeance! don't say vengeance!
Homer: (loud) Vengeance! d'oh!
lady: ok, you're accepted.
The episode when Bart becomes a scout. Ned Flanders and Homer are in the same boat and are lost because Homer made a paper hat with the map.
Homer: Look Bart; we have to save the food. So you have to take only little bites at the time. (homer starts eating slowly and then starts eating everything he finds really really fast) Bart, Ned and his boys have to restrain him by force.
There's tons of good episodes!
Island Son
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I forgot Groundskeeper Willie!! How could I forget Willie???
Willie: Do ye have any grease?
Cafeteria Lady: Yes. Yes we do.
Willie: (rips off shirt to show incredibly muscular body) Then Grease Me Up, woman!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
How is Willie always so ripped?
Willie: Do ye have any grease?
Cafeteria Lady: Yes. Yes we do.
Willie: (rips off shirt to show incredibly muscular body) Then Grease Me Up, woman!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!
How is Willie always so ripped?
the nature boy
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anyone remember the really tall guy? he was driving in a really small car down the road and Nelson laughed at him. So the tall guy gets out and makes nelson walk down the street with his pants down and has the whole crowd point and laugh (ha ha) at nelson. Then nelson started crying. My ex g/f thought that was real mean. 
