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Favorite Simpson's Guest Star/Infrequent Character?
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the nature boy
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that's pretty fucking cool. and scary.
polarpixie
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Nature...is this your favorite thread of late??? You have been hanging out here quite alot. 
the nature boy
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polarpixie said:Nature...is this your favorite thread of late??? You have been hanging out here quite alot.
well that's because I love the simpsons and also because I can't find the threads you're hanging out at!!
the nature boy
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when the CBG had a heart attack:
EMT: Sir it seems like you've had a cardiac episode
CBG: Worst episode ever!!!
Plus he wears some very 80's t-shirts with some funny logos on em.
EMT: Sir it seems like you've had a cardiac episode
CBG: Worst episode ever!!!
Plus he wears some very 80's t-shirts with some funny logos on em.
the nature boy
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Darktooth said:
I saw one shirt that said "alien biopsy" with an aliens face and a band aid on its forehead.
Family Guy is pretty damn funny. It's pushes the envlolpe a little bit in terms of how racey it gets. I used to watch it when it was first on a year or so ago, but haven't seen any episodes recently.
here's some CBG dialoge
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Comic Book Guy: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote-unquote ultimate belt.
Salesman: I see, do you have a receipt, quote-unquote, sir.
Comic Book Guy: No, I do not have a receipt. I won it as a door prize at the Star Trek Convention although I find their choice of prize highly illogical, as the average trekker has no use for a medium size belt.
Salesman: Whoa, Whoa, a fat sarcastic Star Trek fan! You must be a devil with the ladies.
Comic Book Guy: Hey, I, uh, de-oh...
Salesman: Gee, I hate to let you down, Casanova, but no receipt, no return.
Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.
Comic Book Guy: Huuuh. Very well. I must hurry back to my Comic Book Store where I dispense the insults rather than absorb them.
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Bart: Put it all on my credit my good man.
Comic Book Guy: Ooh, pardon me, "Santos" - if that is your real name, Bart Simpson - but you phony credit card is no good here. Now make like my pants and split!
oh yea. I forgot Mr Burns. He's funny cause he's irrational.
Smithers: "Oh look Smithers! Theyre all standing up on their hind feet, like a whole bunch of Rorey Callhoons! "
AHAHHHAH
Who the f*uck is Rorey Callhoon??
Mr Burns and Smithers in Mr Burns' new casino.
Mr Burns: "Smithers!! There are parasites all around me!! Get them off Smithers!"
Smithers: "Why dont we just go back to the nuclear plant sir?"
Mr Burns: "Yes Smithers. Im sick of this place anyway. Get into mongoose, we'll fly there!" (gestures to toy model of an airplane)
Smithers: (laughs) "But its just a model sir!"
Mr Burns: (pulls out a revolver) "Get in."
OR......the episode where marge goes away somewhere and homer babysits the kids.....
(bart and homer sitting on the family room couch.....garbage strewn all over the floor)
Bart: "hey dad! lets make garbage snow flakes!"
Homer: "OK!"
(making garbage snowflakes on the ground)
(later.......still on the floor)
Bart: "hey dad........Im kinda dizzy.....can I go to the park and get some fresh air?"
Homer: " Do I have to get up?"
Bart: "No."
Homer: "Knock yourself out."
Smithers: "Oh look Smithers! Theyre all standing up on their hind feet, like a whole bunch of Rorey Callhoons! "
AHAHHHAH
Who the f*uck is Rorey Callhoon??
Mr Burns and Smithers in Mr Burns' new casino.
Mr Burns: "Smithers!! There are parasites all around me!! Get them off Smithers!"
Smithers: "Why dont we just go back to the nuclear plant sir?"
Mr Burns: "Yes Smithers. Im sick of this place anyway. Get into mongoose, we'll fly there!" (gestures to toy model of an airplane)
Smithers: (laughs) "But its just a model sir!"
Mr Burns: (pulls out a revolver) "Get in."
OR......the episode where marge goes away somewhere and homer babysits the kids.....
(bart and homer sitting on the family room couch.....garbage strewn all over the floor)
Bart: "hey dad! lets make garbage snow flakes!"
Homer: "OK!"
(making garbage snowflakes on the ground)
(later.......still on the floor)
Bart: "hey dad........Im kinda dizzy.....can I go to the park and get some fresh air?"
Homer: " Do I have to get up?"
Bart: "No."
Homer: "Knock yourself out."
Keyser Soze
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my favorites:
a asteroid is about to hit comic book guy in the face:
CBG-oh i've wasted my life.
When they discovered the angel:
Mr. Burns-"i've said to much. smithers, shoot them with the amnesia ray."
Smithers-"you mean the revolver, sir?"
Mr. Burns-"yes, the amnesia ray. and when you are done dont forget to erase your own memory as well."
a asteroid is about to hit comic book guy in the face:
CBG-oh i've wasted my life.
When they discovered the angel:
Mr. Burns-"i've said to much. smithers, shoot them with the amnesia ray."
Smithers-"you mean the revolver, sir?"
Mr. Burns-"yes, the amnesia ray. and when you are done dont forget to erase your own memory as well."
polarpixie
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Smilie for Ralph
"Don't touch me there...That's my special place"
I might not have quoted that right....but the smilie reminds me of him
"Don't touch me there...That's my special place"
I might not have quoted that right....but the smilie reminds me of him
Keyser Soze said:
ROTFLMAO....burns is so cool. the one where he plays a casion owner going insane (like the one with 3rd degree syphillis) was hillarious
i was just watching one of the halloween ones today where homer sells his soul for a doughnut, and lionel hutz was reprresenting him
'dont worry mrs. simpson....i was just in the local bar...matlock was on. the bar was crowded, the sound on th V was turned down and i only stayed for 1/2 an hour but i think i've got i down'
