Favorite quote from Seinfeld?

[HANSEL]

roseanne was trailor park trash humor. some like it, some graduated from college....

Im sure people with degrees came from midwest homes like this and can appreciate the humor. Your gay.

 

[beastboy]

roseanne was trailor park trash humor. some like it, some graduated from college....

You're an idiot.

 

[ariolanine]

Bayna: "It's the best Jerry, the best!"

 

[the nature boy]

jackie childs is funny


JACKIE: You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.

KRAMER: I guess I screwed up huh Jackie?

JACKIE: Your damn right you screwed up. Where the hell did you get that damm balm anyway?

KRAMER: The Maestro.

JACKIE: The who? What are you talking about Maestro?

KRAMER: My friend he's a conductor.

JACKIE: Oh oh oh, so a Maestro tells you to put a balm on and you do it?

KRAMER: Well my stomach was burning.

JACKIE: I tell you what this is. This is a public humiliation.

KRAMER: Well I didn't know the balm was gonna work.

JACKIE: Do you know what a balm is? Have you ever seen a balm? Didn't you read the instructions?

KRAMER: Well I ...

JACKIE: (interrupts) No one can tell what a balm's gonna do. They're unpredictable.

 

[the nature boy]

Bayna: "It's the best Jerry, the best!"

Banya (reading): Why do they call it Ovaltine? The mug is round. The jar is round. They should call it Round-tine. That's gold, Jerry! Gold!

 

[HG Pennypacker]

George: And I have horses too
Mr Ross: What are their names?
George: Snoopy and Prickly Pete.

 

[gettinlarger]

Phone rings.

Jerry: Hello?

Telemarketer: Hello, would you be interested in a subscription to the New York Times?

Jerry: Yes! (Hangs up phone.)

 

[Y_lifter]

We're not Gay !!
"Not that there's anything wrong with that"..

 

[WarriorPL]

"Seinfeld Four!"

 

[ariolanine]

Boyfriend: "You mean we're just a couple of white people."
Elaine: "Yeah, I guess so"
Boyfriend: "You wanna go to the Gap?"
Elaine: "Sure."