Favorite quote from Seinfeld?

[HANSEL]

Lest anyone forget that Larry David was the true comic genious responsible fir this show. Watch "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and youll see why. He is a real life george Costanza.

 

[duritz]

George: "paying for parking is like paying for sex, it's not right... if I apply myself i may be able to get it for free"

Kramer: "My buddy bob sakamano"

almost every other sentence they say on that show is classic. it's impossible to narrow it down

 

[gettinlarger]

Kramer: Well what kind of person are you going around killing people?

Jerry: But you know me!

Kramer: I THOUGHT I DID!

 

[tsarleon]

this quote is n ot exact.. but..

(referring to when kramer took jerrys shoes to be cleaned)
Jerry: so it was mom and pops plan to move into the neighborhood, establish trust for 20 years, and run off with my shoes?"

Kramer: apparently!!

 

[gettinlarger]

I don't find any of these amusing.

Surely you jest. (Doubles as a Kramer quote)

 

[beastboy]

I don't find any of these amusing.

 

[primetime21]

What is so funny about blood in a freezor?

Its funny cause you dont get it.

 

[beastboy]

What is so funny about blood in a freezer?

 

[beastboy]

Its funny cause you dont get it.

I get all the jokes on Roseanne and Night Court.

 

[the nature boy]

Kramer: Yeah, who got the final Death Blow, 'cause I thought that Hawaiian guy had it comin' to him!