Favorite quote from Seinfeld?

[chanmanfoo]

"these pretzels are making me thirsty"
foo

 

[HANSEL]

Roseanne was a great show.

seinfeld is neurotic Jew Humor, like woody allen flicks. Some like some hate it.

 

[the nature boy]

great dialogue between jerry and kramer

Jerry : Is this my stereo ?

Kramer walks in

Kramer : Hey you got it .

Jerry : What happened to my stereo ? It's all smashed up .

Kramer : That's right . Now it looks like it was broken during shipping and I insured it for $400 .

Jerry : But you were supposed to get me a refund .

Kramer : You can't get a refund . Your warranty expired two years ago .

Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo ?

Kramer : It's just a write off for them .

Jerry : How is it a write off ?

Kramer : They just write it off .

Jerry : Write it off what ?

Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything

Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is .

Kramer : Do you ?

Jerry : No. I don't .

Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off .

Jerry : I wish I just had the last twenty seconds of my life back .

 

[HANSEL]

I get all the jokes on Roseanne and Night Court.

Did you see the Episode in which DJ stole the car? I thought the very end during the credits where the acted like it was a COPS episode was one of the funniest things I have seen.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

Kramer: We have a bonus ultra reality stop today. We're going to be hauling muffin stumps to the local repository.

Tourist: We're going to a garbage dump?

Kramer: And we're off.
Jerry: You know, I never thought he'd be able to recreate the experience of actually knowing him, but this is pretty close.

 

[beastboy]

great dialogue between jerry and kramer

Jerry : Is this my stereo ?

Kramer walks in

Kramer : Hey you got it .

Jerry : What happened to my stereo ? It's all smashed up .

Kramer : That's right . Now it looks like it was broken during shipping and I insured it for $400 .

Jerry : But you were supposed to get me a refund .

Kramer : You can't get a refund . Your warranty expired two years ago .

Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo ?

Kramer : It's just a write off for them .

Jerry : How is it a write off ?

Kramer : They just write it off .

Jerry : Write it off what ?

Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything

Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is .

Kramer : Do you ?

Jerry : No. I don't .

Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off .

Jerry : I wish I just had the last twenty seconds of my life back .

That was funny.

 

[primetime21]

Roseanne was a great show.

seinfeld is neurotic Jew Humor, like woody allen flicks. Some like some hate it.

roseanne was trailor park trash humor. some like it, some graduated from college....

 

[beastboy]

Did you see the Episode in which DJ stole the car? I thought the very end during the credits where the acted like it was a COPS episode was one of the funniest things I have seen.

No.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

What is so funny about blood in a freezer?

That's what i'd like to know about it.

 

[HANSEL]

No.

Awesome dude fukin right on