great dialogue between jerry and kramer
Jerry : Is this my stereo ?
Kramer walks in
Kramer : Hey you got it .
Jerry : What happened to my stereo ? It's all smashed up .
Kramer : That's right . Now it looks like it was broken during shipping and I insured it for $400 .
Jerry : But you were supposed to get me a refund .
Kramer : You can't get a refund . Your warranty expired two years ago .
Jerry : So were going to make the Post Office pay for my new stereo ?
Kramer : It's just a write off for them .
Jerry : How is it a write off ?
Kramer : They just write it off .
Jerry : Write it off what ?
Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything
Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is .
Kramer : Do you ?
Jerry : No. I don't .
Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off .
Jerry : I wish I just had the last twenty seconds of my life back .