Favorite bathroom graffiti

[PICK3]

This is where Napoleon beat his Bone-a-part

Don't drop toothpicks in the toliet ... (school name) crabs can pole vault

 

[dahamn]

Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinal
as they become soggy and hard to light.

 

[EnderJE]

"You're not that good."

 

[KillzwithPillz]

here I sit in fumes and vapors cus some ass left no toliet paper.

please flush twice it's along way to coffee machine..

 

[SoreArms]

here I sit broken hearted
came to shit but only farted

 

[Sub-Zero]

This is where Napoleon beat his Bone-a-part

Don't drop toothpicks in the toliet ... (school name) crabs can pole vault

uhm, i know this was brought on my my response to that other thread, and i expect the propper (forgot the word that goes here)

 

[Sub-Zero]

in the bathroom stall theres a bunch of writing on it, and someone wrote "FUCK THE WORLD" on the wall, and another person drew a picture of the world with a dick going on top of it, and i drew an even bigger dick next to it and labeled the big dick "me" and the small dick "you"

 

[PICK3]

written high up on the wall:

Don't look up here ... the joke's in your hand

 

[PICK3]

uhm, i know this was brought on my my response to that other thread, and i expect the propper (forgot the word that goes here)

Yep ... you were the inspiration.

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to SublimeZM again.

Sorry, bor!

 

[Sub-Zero]

Yep ... you were the inspiration.

You must spread some Karma around before giving it to SublimeZM again.

Sorry, bor!

thanks, i have to wait 24 hours

 

[Cutiebaby]

there once was a man from nantucket his dick was so long he could suck it.....and the story goes on....was a about 11 or so when i first read this one!

 

[JayC9]

Toilet graffiti nightmare: So you're sitting there minding your own business, dropping the kids off at the pool and you notice one message on the cubicle wall that reads "for rough hot man love be here at 18:30 03/12/06." A quick glance at your watch tells you it's that exact point in time and it's 18:29, quickly you finish up and scamble to get your trousers back on but it's too late, you hear heavy footsteps across the wet bathroom floor then (pause for effect) a thud on the cubicle door.......aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Sub-Zero]

Toilet graffiti nightmare: So you're sitting there minding your own business, dropping the kids off at the pool and you notice one message on the cubicle wall that reads "for rough hot man love be here at 18:30 03/12/06." A quick glance at your watch tells you it's that exact point in time and it's 18:29, quickly you finish up and scamble to get your trousers back on but it's too late, you hear heavy footsteps across the wet bathroom floor then (pause for effect) a thud on the cubicle door.......aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh

then your boyfriend asks if you found the note he left on the counter for you

 

[PICK3]

then your boyfriend asks if you found the note he left on the counter for you

lol (plus extraneous characters to total >6)