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IvanOffelitch
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IMHO, I think farting is one of life's greatest simple pleasures, not to mention I've found it to be a rather versatile hobby.
Just a few of the benefits of farting;
1) You always feel at least a LITTLE bit better after farting.
2) It's a gift that just keeps on giving, esp. to those around you.
3) Farts are amlost always good for a laugh.
4) I think Tommy Chong summed it up best when he said: "It's not healthy to supress normal bodily functions." I couldn't agree more.
While some people seem to favor the old reliable "SBD" fart, my personal fav's are the ones that sound something like a rather large sheet of heavy canvas being torn in half, or the revered "my guts just fell out" farts.
Hey, I ain't bashful...if I've gotta turn one loose, I want the whole world to know about it.
And I hate those dinky little "tease" farts...so anti-climactic. I mean, if I'm gonna go to the trouble of brewing one up, I sure don't wanna waste the effort on a little "poot" fart. Girls "poot" fart, even if they won't admit it.
I think many people fail to realize the work and dedication that goes into the creation of swamp ass. They think it's easy eating all those veggies and ridiculous amounts of protein...well, lemme tell ya palsy-walsy, it AIN'T! (BTW, beer and hard-boiled egg farts don't count, that's the cheaters way of doing it...anyone can eat like a pig and have swamp ass)
Few things in life are more rewarding than busting out an ass bomb. I've personally rendered people semi-catatonic...one person told me that while they were lying there on the floor, they saw dead relatives; another saw Aztec temples.
Needless to say, I was quite proud. Protein farts rule.
For those nay-sayers who think farting is uncouth, I say y'all need to lighten up a little. Have a fart. You'll feel better.
Just a few of the benefits of farting;
1) You always feel at least a LITTLE bit better after farting.
2) It's a gift that just keeps on giving, esp. to those around you.
3) Farts are amlost always good for a laugh.
4) I think Tommy Chong summed it up best when he said: "It's not healthy to supress normal bodily functions." I couldn't agree more.
While some people seem to favor the old reliable "SBD" fart, my personal fav's are the ones that sound something like a rather large sheet of heavy canvas being torn in half, or the revered "my guts just fell out" farts.
Hey, I ain't bashful...if I've gotta turn one loose, I want the whole world to know about it.
And I hate those dinky little "tease" farts...so anti-climactic. I mean, if I'm gonna go to the trouble of brewing one up, I sure don't wanna waste the effort on a little "poot" fart. Girls "poot" fart, even if they won't admit it.
I think many people fail to realize the work and dedication that goes into the creation of swamp ass. They think it's easy eating all those veggies and ridiculous amounts of protein...well, lemme tell ya palsy-walsy, it AIN'T! (BTW, beer and hard-boiled egg farts don't count, that's the cheaters way of doing it...anyone can eat like a pig and have swamp ass)
Few things in life are more rewarding than busting out an ass bomb. I've personally rendered people semi-catatonic...one person told me that while they were lying there on the floor, they saw dead relatives; another saw Aztec temples.
Needless to say, I was quite proud. Protein farts rule.
For those nay-sayers who think farting is uncouth, I say y'all need to lighten up a little. Have a fart. You'll feel better.
