Execute?

[Pamela]

How do you execute an old computer?

I have one that needs to die!

 

[Ashamed]

taking off the CPU fan AND heatsink will kill most modern CPU's in less than 5 seconds... sometimes they go out in a blaze of glory...

You could also mash it with a mallet....

Why kill it? You could use it to do something... How old is it?

 

[Pamela]

1985 or 1986.

It's starting to moan and grunt.

 

[sk*]

Take out a mashetti, slice it up.

-sk

 

[RADAR]

1985 or 1986.

It's starting to moan and grunt.

A quick fix would be some EX-LAX!!!!!

RADAR

 

[ZKaudio]

take a bath with it.

 

[Pamela]

A quick fix would be some EX-LAX!!!!!

RADAR

 

[Pamela]

Come on someone must know this!

 

[MrMuscle]

um, if you pull the the power cord out it wont run.
you can even just turn it off.

 

[Pamela]

um, if you pull the the power cord out it wont run.
you can even just turn it off.

It's an old computer at work..

If it doesn't die I won't get a new one..

 

[MrMuscle]

open it up, put something in the cpu fan, like a twig or sumthing.
and watch it toast itself.

 

[WODIN]

Damn! 1985 It's an old 286 or 386? IBM?

That thing should have died on its own by now.

Kill the fan.

 

[Pamela]

Damn! 1985 It's an old 286 or 386? IBM?

That thing should have died on its own by now.

Kill the fan.

486 HP

It's making sounds!

I just thought I would help it along..

 

[WODIN]

486 HP

It's making sounds!

I just thought I would help it along..

Is it making a reving noise?

 

[Ashamed]

take off the whole heatsink.. the heatsink performs more heat exchange than the fan..

yopu can kill a computer in seconds by taking off the heatsink.. but it might stuggle on without a fan....

 

[jnuts]

Spill a drink on it...... A very big Glass of water would do the trick.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Plug it in after removing the casing so the motherboard is exposed. Use power on a long extension chord. Roll the chord out until the cpu is in the backyard like 50' from the house with no cover and all exposed parts...
















Turn on the water hose and spray that bitch down...sparks and fried circuitry, shorts, ah yes revenge.
Be sure to use surge protector from the wall to avoid throwing a breaker. After spraying thoroughly unplug and beat repeatedly with a bat...then shoot with DoubleOBuckShot 8-10 times.......
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